My name is Krispen Wah and.....................

[Krispen Wah]

My tights ahhhh
My tights ahhhhhh
My tights ahhhhhhhhhh
My tights ahhhhhhhhhhhh
My Tighttttssssssssss

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

What about your tights?

 

[Krispen Wah]

My tights ahhhhhhhhhhhh

My tights are completely 4 real.
I have many, many pairs.
I have many, many colors.
Do you like purple and teal?
Or do prefer yellow?
They make me so mellow.
The length, the waist, the crotch.
With these, I’ll never botch.
The stitching, the lining inside.
The whole design.

But whatever you read.
However you clean.
Whatever you do.
Take care of em.

But whatever you read.
However you clean.
Whatever you do.
Be gentle with em.


(Guitar)


My tights are completely 4 real.
I have many in my closet.
I have many in my dresser.
Do you like green and teal?
Or fancy blue and red?
Without em I’d be dead.
The strips, the words, the design.
With these I’ll always be fine.
The stitching, the lining inside.
The whole design.

But whatever you read.
However you clean.
Whatever you do.
Take care of em.

But whatever you read.
However you clean.
Whatever you do.
Be gentle with em.

But whatever you read.
However you clean.


(Guitar)


But whatever you read.
However you clean.
Whatever you do.
Take care of em.

But whatever you read.
However you clean.
Whatever you do.
Be gentle with em.

But whatever you read.
However you clean.
Whatever you do.
Take care of em.

But whatever you read.
However you clean.

My tights, 4 real
My tights, 4 real
My tights, 4 real
My tights, 4 real

(Tights ripping)

 

[Spock]

Is this a joke?
If it is, I dont get it.

 

[Krispen Wah]

^Yes,it is a joke.
*puts you in Crippler Crossface*

 

[Spock]

The whats the joke.
I fail to see it.

 

[Krispen Wah]

^It's a parody of Chris Benoit's theme song.

 

[ceiling_fan]

 

[Spock]

And that is?

 

[Andrew R]

It's hilarious when people think they're onto something hilarious so they share it and then it CRASHES AND BURNS.

 

[Krispen Wah]

^one of the best pro-wrestlers ever.(Chris Benoit,of course.)

 

[Spock]

It's hilarious when people think they're onto something hilarious so they share it and then it CRASHES AND BURNS.

Yep, although I wish there were more flames. and explosions.

 

[Krispen Wah]

Your wish has been granted.
*cues random flames and explosions*
*Angle Slams next poster*

 

[Keef]

Ouch.

Somebody might have understood it in the sports forum. As for us in the rumble strip, all we do is sit in front of the computer all day sipping some beer or coffee or other comparable liquid and thinking about mowing the grass. We eventually get around to it--during our dream when we finally pass out in our chair.

 

[Taurine]

Hey heres a cool quote: *fartz*

 

[Spock]

Your wish has been granted.
*cues random flames and explosions*
*Angle Slams next poster*

Who the Hell are You?

 

[Keef]

Not me, that's for damn sure.

So, what's your next move, Krispen?

 

[Kylehnat]

Here's a paradox: if a thread is itself "off-topic", is it possible to make an off-topic post?

 

[Keef]

Sounds like we should move it to the opinions forum. Thanks for the philosophy. And I do think that posts which make no sense in relation to anything are infinitely off-topic. You know, the posts that are just stupifying.

Wait, right now I have a Spanish ad at the bottom of my scree. It reads: El placer de viajar.
What the hell does that mean?

See? That^ was beyond off-topic.

 

[Spock]

Dammit, I was having a fun time being on topic, and you people have ruined it.

 

[Sage]

I, um, I… I… I don’t know… what to do. Um, erm? This is incredibly awkward, like seeing somebody with their fly down but you don’t want to tell them.

Krispen – Welcome to GTP. Making sense is always a good idea though when you’re around here.

 

[Spock]

I, um, I… I… I don’t know… what to do. Um, erm? This is incredibly awkward, like seeing somebody with their fly down but you don’t want to tell them.

Krispen – Welcome to GTP. Making sense is always a good idea though when you’re around here.

What are you saying. Sage?

That my fly is down?

Well its not. I Just checked.

Or that this thread is way of topic?

Well I'll tell you something.

It is.

 

[Keef]

I just realized his name sounds like the tights-wearing fruity wrestly guy he's talking about, Chris Benoit. Say it slow, like it's one word: Krispen Wah. Chris Benoit. I'm sure it's no coincidence. Maybe he likes Krispy Kream and wanted to incorporate that. Hey, I hope this thread gets flooded with Krispy Kream love letters like YSSMAN's did.

 

[Kylehnat]

Krispy Kremes are like hookers--they're fun the first few times, but they just make you sick after that.

 

[Spock]

I just realized his name sounds like the tights-wearing fruity wrestly guy he's talking about, Chris Benoit. Say it slow, like it's one word: Krispen Wah. Chris Benoit. I'm sure it's no coincidence. Maybe he likes Krispy Kream and wanted to incorporate that. Hey, I hope this thread gets flooded with Krispy Kream love letters like YSSMAN's did.

This thread suddenly makes sense, although i still have no idea who Chris Benoit is. But I think Krispen Wah, is really just another GTP member.

But using another nickname. I Mean his introduction was a song. Who introduces themselves on a MSG Board, with a song.

It just has to be another member.

 

[Keef]

That's why I switched to eating the apple-filled donuts. I've been chugging those for the past month or so and I haven't a complaint yet. Of course, they did stop making them, or at least selling them. What a *****! They took my favorite donuts!

Chris Benoit is a pro wrestler in the WWF or something like that. Hence the original song which sprouted a parody about the tights that he wears.

 

[Spock]

Chris Benoit is a pro wrestler in the WWF or something like that. Hence the original song which sprouted a parody about the tights that he wears.

I figured that out a while ago, but I refuse to acknowlage it.

 

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[Gen.]

This thread is leaning towards jonnyh and Aaliyah.

 

[Keef]

Bussa Bus, I really hope you had that saved already and didn't pull it out of your ass just now. That' would be crazy if you had that much time on your hands.