We did this picture in a caption contest. Here's some of the entries.
Don't look now, but you need to tie your shoe.
"Knew I should have gone with Air Jordans!"
"These boots were made for cyclin'"
"I told you these shoes were "wheelie" good"
"No, you misunderstood when I said the wheels were 6 foot in circumference"
"you like my nike-bike ?"
"don't step on my blue suede shoes"
"a flat tire ? Me ? no way man, just flat-feet."
Looking for a bike tire with a bigger footprint?"
"Doctor's orders were for "low impact jogging""
"No need to bother wearing a helmet unless you're on wheels"
Some people keep their shoes in a closet, I keep them on my bike.
Who needs to spend 2.50 for a new inner tube, I spend 48.50 for new in-soles.
You lookin at my ass?
When Charlie slammed into that parked car, he decided to invest in better brake shoes.
Boy are my feet tired. And boy are my tired feeted.
also got one with LA Lights so I can ride in the dark
I want to replace all those with air force ones 
