Famine
I'm bihemispheric. I'm an artistic scientist. I also have very eclectic tastes.
Purple is the most eclectic colour (how individual and a bit edgy). I know your taste better than you think. You renaissance man there Famine...
Bihemispheric? Two Famines! Oh no!
Famine
Though I'm not sure quite where you get the idea that I only appreciate "aggressive", "manly" and "macho" cars from - to me, all cars are female. In fact one of my colleagues said today that the TT was "Trying too hard to be muscular". This colleague is female.
I never said that you ONLY appreciate cars that are macho, but if you like Alfas, then you want a car that's just as tosserish (featuristic style, brand "coolness" over quality) as me liking the look of Audi TTs (looks over performance/safety).
Cars aren't made male or female (I hate this strange thing where old men refer to all ships/cars/planes etc "she"). They are plastic and metal for Gods sake! There are design elements that generally appeal to either women or men however, but giving a car a sex is just strange. The sharp lines and heavily geometrical nature of the TT is probably why your colleague thinks it looks too muscular (and possibly why I like it) - mainly the wheel arches. I still see a simple, clean contemporary design. Yes, the wheel arches are a bit featuristic and probably where the car has dated a little. It looks maybe a little clinical and cold, lacking emotion a bit, but this is also part of its futuristic cool. There is nothing wrong with the overall proportion. I still like it overall. Maybe its about time to say I only like (strictly aesthetically) the ones with a hard top, it doesn't work as a convertible. The roof gives a stylistic link that validate why the wheel arches are so bold. The shape overall is consistent in style (among its various elements) and possesses classic sportscar proportions, I don't know what you're on about there.
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But it just... doesn't.
The arches look stuck on. The line demarcating the bonnet from the headlights interrupts the flow of the front end - lights stop HERE. Bonnet starts HERE. The boot spoiler looks stuck on - probably because it was, because they decided form was more important than function. In a car that's just irresponsible and, at worst (as Audi proved with the TT) plain dangerous. The cabin "cell" is just in the wrong place, and makes the profile of the car look like a 2 foot Burmese python swallowing a rat.
But, just like the Z4 which followed it, there's no impression of unity in the car. Sections of it just... are, without any one leading into any other, from any angle.
The TT is just a plain ugly car - as well as a bad one.
Yes, the design was irresponsible, but we are talking about looks. Which are completely subjective - as has been proven. Its a love it or hate it car. I feel you're going in with a preconcieved notion of how a car should be designed. Ignoring the fact that its even a "car", the shape is interesting and appealing, regardless of driver position, ergononics, or how it even works etc.
For the record, I lost a lot of favour with the design as soon as the boot spoiler appeared. Its the only element that significantly interferes with the lines IMO. The car is supposed to look crisp, stark, sharp, mysteriously high tech etc whilst retaining its overall smooth outer skin. The apparent disparity between the distinct edges of the various elements and the overall more rounded smoothness (that you think doesn't fit) is what gives the car its interest for me. This constrast gives the car an industrial style rawness (weld bits on wherever they're needed) that makes it look interesting. As this is done while adhering to a solid sense of proportion and overall geometric similarity of the elements (very Bauhaus), it works. Its truly a great design concept, its very painstakingly thought out and executed.
Unfortunately, it just didn't make a good car. This we agree on, so you don't need to talk about the functional aspect...
Yes, the Z4 is horrid. Seemingly random convex/concave surfaces, laughable "zorro" z on the side. More featuristic (sorry for that word again) than any car of late, although automotive design is getting more and more that way trying to find a way to make cars stand out - the new face of Subaru - UGH!
Famine
If it was trendy to hate them, why do "hipsters" still buy them?
These 'hipsters' aren't the only ones I'm reffering to as trying to be trendy. Its just as trendy and hence "tragic" (in a different group - ie
serious automotive enthusiasts) to dislike anyone and any related product that are percieved to place style over substance. (iPods for one - there are iPod tragics, and then iPod hating tragics). All I'm doing is acknowledging the fact that Audi TTs do have a unique and interesting design, they're certainly appealing to a certain aesthetic and to a certain kind of person. I'm just not judging that type of person. They are often tossers, but thats not stopping me from respecting the car as a valid and successful design statement.
Famine
And, seriously, when was the last time you saw a roadgoing TT on a track day?
I refer you to my above statement regarding people who think THEY are superior because they're evidently soo informed about serious performance cars and don't have a cat called Jean-Luc. Basically I don't like casting judgement on people for aesthetic reasons, which are really quite subjective anyway. MOST people are quite vain I find, even those who like to think they're not. Everyone wants to be percieved a certain way (cough **purple text** cough). Sometimes that way can even be
trying not to be cool and to be a bastard to those who are tragic fashion victims. It doesn't help anyone much. Who cares if people don't race TTs? It doesn't impact the merit of the car aesthetically, which is all I was ever talking about. Yes, if you want a car that goes fast around a track, or that you're going to drive so fast that it takes off, don't buy an Audi TT.
Famine
Ball, not man, James. Just because I think the Audi TT is a poorly-thought-out excuse for an automotive status symbol and you don't, there's no need to try insulting me.
I'm not insulting YOU in a general sense (I've said before that I have a great respect for you), just your idea that you are always right and thats that. Surely you can at least acknowledge why people may be drawn to the TT, despite its impracticalities and comparitive lack of performance? Whats wrong with designing a car that isn't fast (its fast enough for the general consumer and public roads anyway)? That appeals to women (and men with the appropriately named cat

)? You are not the high arbiter of style, nor need to prove an expert at everything. As a designer, if a product attracts many customers while being genuinly unique, its tends to be thought of as a successful design, and an important one. When the TT first came out, it defined modern "chic" (I hate that word) in car design. Thats why TTs still sell.
I don't care
who they sell to. If product is going out the door at a fast rate, its a good design. Of course its very bad if the car is crap safety wise, but thats why they put the spoiling spoiler on.
I respect your opinion and reasons for not liking it, but I am just annoyed that you can't seem to respect my reasons (and the many people who bought the car) for liking it's looks.