Here's how I fix the Dolphins:
1. Draft Andrew Luck
2. Draft Trent Richardson
3. Draft David DeCastro, Matt Kalil, and some other big huge'un (Zeitler, Miller).
4. Sign Lebron James to play TE
5. Defense? If we can't get Vontaze Burfict, then **** it... just put up too many points to beat.
Marshall-------Bess-----Long-DeCastro-Pouncey-Zeitler-Kalil--Lebron-----------Gates
-----------------------------------------Luck----------------------------------
--------------------------------------Richardson-------------------------------
Bush and Bess are swappable, Gates can come out and Lebron swings wide to play a big red zone package. Hopefully I get filthy rich before next season so I can buy the team from Ross who doesn't know how to do it big like I do.
It's a good thing you don't call radio shows...Only WQAM's Captain Curtis Stevenson would appreciate this post. Everyone else would drop your call (but that's because he's about the only one left on the Q I listen to anymore).
I can't believe it, but I'm really starting to turn on my 'Fins...I hope they lose, because it's the only way to clean house. Thirty years of being a fan come down to this. Understand that the Lions managed to draft three very good talents (Bradford, Suh, "Megatron") in a short time span, and usually one goes bust, so good for them. There's absolutely no guarantee that Andrew Luck will work out, but who knows? It will then be 2-3 years until they're competitive again, after a demoralizing season.
Face it, 2008 was a fluke, and every possible card fell their way that year...Brady's injury, Jets imploded, Bills resumed the cellar again, and every other mid-pack AFC team floundered. The Dolphins had no injuries, and Sparano took more risks, because the only way was up from their dismal 1-15 record the previous year. The NFL also creates parity by making your strength-of-schedule (potentially) a little easier after having a bad overall record...so they played a lot of mediocre teams that year, and beat most of them by 5 points or less. To be fair, Chad Pennington made virtually no mistakes (playoff game against the Ravens was the exception).
The Dolphins haven't really built anything through the draft, and with the exception of Jake Long at LT, nothing spectacular since Ronnie Brown (traded), Jason Taylor (near the end of his career, but likely the 2nd-3rd best defensive player on the team, even now), and Zack Thomas (retired, drafted in '96). A few key players here and there, but no cohesive unit.
This is kind of agonizing to type, tougher to watch...glad there was a bye week this Sunday. Time for a Shiner Bock to forget how "when I think Miami, you're talking
Super toilet bowl..."