Oil Change Guy

[concentric]

i love this forum..

 

[Lamboracer]

I wish someone would drop the lift on his crawler spinning a**

Someone did a video of gt4 adn somehow minupulated the bideo adn a car feel on the guy lol. I think i have it some where.

 

[Guam]

He is drinking the oil, cleaning it inside of his system and spitting it back into your car.

 

[Wolfe]

He is drinking the oil, cleaning it inside of his system and spitting it back into your car.

That would explain the "blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub" noises.

 

[Sjenk]

That would explain the "blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub" noises.

LOL! You're right!

omg, funniest GT4 thread in months

 

[Sheron]

And.....Why is he so clean after changing oil?

 

[DeLoreanBrown]

Use the triangle escape when finished visiting the oil change guy or you dap him a bit too friendly , he only has a pickup so throwing all these marvels at him for servicing gets him a little strange...

 

[crimson_menace]

^^ ^^

 

[FastEddie12]

THERE NEEDS TO BE A FUNCTION WHERE AN OIL CHANGE CAN BE PERFORMED IN YOUR GARAGE WHILE YOUR IN ANOTHER CAR, ON YOUR WAY OUT.

Maybe they could give you a loaner while they do the work...

What confuses me is how come the advertised price is exactly the price you pay? This guy should get an award, I'm telling ya!

 

[pSI civic]

And.....Why is he so clean after changing oil?

its black magic. hes a witch. dont you see the pentagram on the floor when you drive in?

 

[ctown_racer]

what kind of car does he drive? maybe the midget, or any beater at used car lot 2, that no one wants.

 

[Master_Yoda]

And.....Why is he so clean after changing oil?

he uses a straw.




and on second thought... don't you think we could have wet hot 99.9% naked chicks wash are car, the 0.1% will be rags, and soon enough PD and playboy will be making games 👍

 

[skyline speed]

he uses a straw.




and on second thought... don't you think we could have wet hot 99.9% naked chicks wash are car, the 0.1% will be rags, and soon enough PD and playboy will be making games 👍

💡

 

[Jetboy.]

 

[SUROKIA]

i love it... best thread ever,, id print this and frame it...

 

[puricele7e]

I'm just not creative enough to write something funny, so I just

 

[TURBO (@)....]

I wish someone would drop the lift on his crawler spinning a**

Yea realy or have one of those tazer's when they move to d*** slow...ZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

 

[THE ED3]

a cattle prod would be nice.

 

[Master_Yoda]

or we can make are girlfriends, or wifes do it......

 

[THE ED3]

no one needs wiper fluid going through their engine...

 

[Speed Drifter]

no one needs wiper fluid going through their engine...

 

[THE ED3]

at least he knows the oil goes in the engine and not the wipers... that'd be a mess...

 

[MRslider]

I never thought that by expressing my feelings on a little bit of irritation would harbor such a great thread! Now, I must thank all of you who have replied for causing me to laugh each and every time I get my oil changed with some of the funniest posts.

 

[THE ED3]

yeah now when i have it changed i think about droping the lift on his crawler spinning ass.

that was the best one so far.

 

[TAFKADY]

Don't let him park your car!

 

[THE ED3]

Holy ****! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Master_Yoda]

I never thought that by expressing my feelings on a little bit of irritation would harbor such a great thread! Now, I must thank all of you who have replied for causing me to laugh each and every time I get my oil changed with some of the funniest posts.

your so oakly doakly welcome!

o yeah if anyone knos PD tell hem what i said about the chicks in rags, cause i would give them the money for that if they put that in, ooo and a different girl EVERY TIME! you can repeat Pam Anderson tho.... 👍

 

[Rzeractor]

Haha, give him a break! He's alright to me

 

[Master_Yoda]

Haha, give him a break! He's alright to me

he needs to be laid, or he will never witness the manly pleasure,

DOH! your standing up for that mofo.

 

[crimson_menace]

Lo!

I like the swimsuit-mostly-unclothed-carwash-chick idea.

It's makes the whole passing the time in the carwash deal, seem to move just a little bit faster, but with the carwash chicks at hand, then maybe the carwash & oilchange processes could take just a little longer, so we could "analyze" the carwashers, and their carwashing expertise. 💡

Just another wishful thought for GT5.....