So uh... back to Lightroom not working... I uninstalled/reinstalled it and that didn't fix anything. The picture that was stuck in there showed up again even after deleting all remnants of LR.
Anyways, while looking at everything I could, I found this:
Lightroom version: 6.1.1 [ 1032027 ]
License: Perpetual
Operating system: Windows 8.1 Home Premium Edition
Version: 6.3 [9600]
Application architecture: x64
System architecture: x64
Logical processor count: 4
Processor speed: 2.4 GHz
Built-in memory: 11482.2 MB
Real memory available to Lightroom: 11482.2 MB
Real memory used by Lightroom: 594.5 MB (5.1%)
Virtual memory used by Lightroom: 596.1 MB
Memory cache size: 300.8 MB
Maximum thread count used by Camera Raw: 4
Camera Raw SIMD optimization: SSE2
System DPI setting: 120 DPI
Desktop composition enabled: Yes
Displays: 1) 1920x1080
Input types: Multitouch: Yes, Integrated touch: Yes, Integrated pen: No, External touch: No, External pen: No, Keyboard: No
Graphics Processor Info:
AMD Radeon HD 8650G
Check OpenGL support: Passed
Vendor: ATI Technologies Inc.
Version: 3.3.13397 Core Profile Context 15.200.1055.0
Renderer: AMD Radeon HD 8650G
LanguageVersion: 4.40
Application folder: C:\Program Files\Adobe\Adobe Lightroom
Library Path: C:\Users\<nosoupforyou>\Pictures\Lightroom\Lightroom Catalog.lrcat
Settings Folder: C:\Users\<nosoupforyou>\AppData\Roaming\Adobe\Lightroom
Installed Plugins:
1) Behance
2) Canon Tether Plugin
3) Facebook
4) Flickr
5) Leica Tether Plugin
6) Nikon Tether Plugin
Config.lua flags: None
Adapter #1: Vendor : 1002
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Bolded is this:
Operating system: Windows 8.1 Home Premium Edition
Does LR recognize Windows 10 on anyone elses pc?