Pick up lines
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"I know it's a needle, but it moves like a sewing machine!"
the classic "If you were a door, I'd bang you all night"
the Wog Boy "If you are what you eat, I plan on being you by the morning"
And the always succesful Greg Brady approach "Well hey there groovey chick, you're happenin' in a really far out way!"
the classic "If you were a door, I'd bang you all night"
the Wog Boy "If you are what you eat, I plan on being you by the morning"
And the always succesful Greg Brady approach "Well hey there groovey chick, you're happenin' in a really far out way!"
MagpieRacer
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Im no Fred Flintstone but i can make your bed rock.
Do you beleive in love at first sight or shall i walk past again
If i asked you for s.ex will you answer be the same as the answer to this question
Pinch me please i thought i just saw an angel
You must be tired, you been running through my mind all day
Do you beleive in love at first sight or shall i walk past again
If i asked you for s.ex will you answer be the same as the answer to this question
Pinch me please i thought i just saw an angel
You must be tired, you been running through my mind all day
MagpieRacer
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Nice rack you got there
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- Bazra1985
- xSHAx BaZrA
"Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size"
"I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic "
"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. "
"I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit. "
just got these ones from a site couldnt stop laughing
"I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic "
"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. "
"I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit. "
just got these ones from a site couldnt stop laughing
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Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? <<<<Dodgy
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Bond. James Bond.
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Be unique and different, say yes.
I bet you \$20 you're gonna turn me down.
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? <<<<Dodgy
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Bond. James Bond.
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Be unique and different, say yes.
I bet you \$20 you're gonna turn me down.
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This is the only one I could see myself using. It would really work if you said it in a really confident manner with a sly grin, imagine James Bond saying it in front of a whole group of people that also know the girl. Confidence is paramount to any of these actually working. It would help if you implied in your tone of voice that you know its a cheesy line, but you're saying it anyway cause you're cool enough.Taurine
Personally I like: "What winks and screws like a tiger?"
Leave it a second then just give her a cheeky wink. 👍
Even if she knocks you back, its still cool to do, its just a statement that you screw like a tiger. Its up to her what she does with the information.
MagpieRacer
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good idea, ive seen some womens chat up lines and they really are just as bad as the mens!
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