I really like those Porsche SUVs, except I don't remember the name of it, or if it seats seven.

Looks sweet in & out though. 👍
Expedition is a really nice looking SUV, but I've never driven it. I was not impressed with it's interior, but on the plus side(not counting it's sweet looks), I think they are pretty reliable.
I also like the Lexus version of the 4-Runner and the Infiniti's version of Armada(Nissan full-size SUV). I'm sorry I don't know the names of them, but you(E55) know about cars a lot more than I do, so you probably know which vehicles they are.
Emohawk
I'm commited to finding the strangest solution to this problem possible.
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Toyota Mega Cruiser
Good thing you're outside reality, this justbarelynotahummer isn't availible in any real US markets.
When the Mega Cruiser came out, I thought I'd never be able to see one in real life. Few years ago, I was driving by Yakima(State of Washington) on some highway. I see like a mile of military transports carrying everything from huge tanks to a little Jeeps. Since I have a bit of interest in military stuff, I recognized half of the vehicles that was being hauled, and they were all Japanese Defense Forces'! All the marking(flags, etc) had been painted over, probably to avoid panic. And that's when I got to see the Mega Cruisers for the first time, and most likely for the last time.

Later, I asked this Army guy I used to work with. I guess the JGSDF does the "High Desert Training" in Yakima. I still don't know what kind of training that is.
Edit: That Porsche SUV was "Cayenne". Sorry.