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(Just for fun) What is the best tuner?

  • Mopar

    Votes: 7 13.0%

  • Amuse

    Votes: 15 27.8%

  • Spoon

    Votes: 8 14.8%

  • RUF

    Votes: 10 18.5%

  • Nismo

    Votes: 22 40.7%

  • Other

    Votes: 16 29.6%
  • Total voters
    54
Are you tired of being an experienced, mature driver? Well we have the thing for you! Welcome to B-Spec, where YOU are the director of some big-butted racer named Boob!

Give him a fake name like N. Ippul and a disguise(if he enters a race with his real name and regular clothes, he'd be identified and murdered by security).
Now build your XP! Let your inexperienced Boob get into your magical X2010, and let him die in the Sunday Cup! Will he win? OR WILL YOU SEE A GRUESOME IMAGE?!
If he wins, you will have enough XP to enter the next and also be considered a noob!

After millions of crashes, comas, and deaths, Boob is dying and so is your X2010. So, hop on over to Ponyville in your X2010(leaving Boob at home, close to dying) and enter the magic land of GT AUTO!!! Give 250 credits to the yellow man and he will give you an overpriced oil change! First he will drink all your dirty oil, then pee through his mouth. Congrats! Your car is now powered on 🤬!!!!

Why not get a car wash while you're there? The freaky yellow men(who act as if they still live in the times of ragtime piano cartoons) use a very special shampoo compound with 3 pounds of black pepper(RACIST), soap, water, blood --- oh, and did I not mention P*SS?!!? :lol:

Then leave and pit good ol' Boob in the DREAM CAR CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Goody! There he'll meet many noobish AI opponents who think finesse is everything, and travel at a slow 30 mph. No matter, because Boob has an X2010!!!

So, start the race. Boob is also going 30 mph. You wait. He is still in 7th place.
7 laps later, he is STILL in 7th place. You become so angry, you lose the laziness to move your thumb after 2 years. You press "Overtake", and Boob advances to a whopping 31 mph! He is now in 1st place, but then he drops to... 10 mph?! He is now in last place, and you lose the championship. You are SO mad, you yell "🤬 YOU!!!" and to kill your little brother. After taking your revenge on everyone for no reason, it's time to kill Boob. You take a hammer and crack open your PS3. There's Boob, sleeping with his knees bent so much that they've reached his chest. You take the hammaer and 🤬 his 🤬, then 🤬 him. Later that evening, your girlfriend asks you what's for dinner. And you say, "We're eatin' my good ol' friend. His name, is BOOB!" you say. And you get slapped for being a cannibalistic perv, and you lose her! Wow, what a priceless.... ummmm...... i cant do this job

So, what are you waiting for?!!? Lose your girlfriend, eat a man named Boob and become fat. It's all in B-Spec, in the magical land of GT5. PLAY NOW! :sly:


Disclaimer: B-Spec was established in the time of Jesus, and the founders of B-Spec are now dead. We will not be able to fix any problems. :dopey:
 
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FiftyBelowZero
Are you tired of being an experienced, mature driver? Well we have the thing for you! Welcome to B-Spec, where YOU the director of some big-butted racer named Boob!

Give him a fake name like N. Ippul and a disguise(if he enters a race with his real name and regular clothes, he'd be identified and murdered by security).
Now build your XP! Let your inexperienced Boob get into your magical X2010, and let him die in the Sunday Cup! Will he win? OR WILL YOU SEE A GRUESOME IMAGE?!
If he wins, you will have enough XP to enter the next and also be considered a noob!

After millions of crashes, comas, and deaths, Boob is dying and so is your X2010. So, hop on over to Ponyville in your X2010(leaving Boob at home, close to dying) and enter the magic land of GT AUTO!!! Give 250 credits to the yellow man and he will give you an overpriced oil change! First he will drink all your dirty oil, then pee through his mouth. Congrats! Your car is now powered on 🤬!!!!

Why not get a car wash while you're there? The freaky yellow men(who act as if they still live in the times of ragtime piano cartoons) use a very special shampoo compound with 3 pounds of black pepper(RACIST), soap, water, blood --- oh, and did I not mention P*SS?!!? :lol:

Then leave and pit good ol' Boob in the DREAM CAR CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Goody! There he'll meet many noobish AI opponents who think finesse is everything, and travel at a slow 30 mph. No matter, because Boob has an X2010!!!

So, start the race. Boob is also going 30 mph. You wait. He is still in 7th place.
7 laps later, he is STILL in 7th place. You become so angry, you lose the laziness to move your thumb after 2 years. You press "Overtake", and Boob advances to a whopping 31 mph! He is now in 1st place, but then he drops to... 10 mph?! He is now in last place, and you lose the championship. You are SO mad, you yell "🤬 YOU!!!" and to kill your little brother. After taking your revenge on everyone for no reason, it's time to kill Boob. You take a hammer and crack open your PS3. There's Boob, sleeping with his knees bent so much that they've reached his chest. You take the hammaer and 🤬 his 🤬, then 🤬 him. Later that evening, your girlfriend ask you what's for dinner. And you say, "My good ol' friend, Boob," you say. And you get slapped and lose her! Wow, what a priceless.... ummmm...... i cant do this job

So, what are you waiting for?!!? Lose your girlfriend, eat a man named Boob and become fat. It's all in B-Spec, in the magical land of GT5. PLAY NOW! :sly:

Disclaimer: B-Spec was established in the time of Jesus, and the founders of B-Spec are now dead. We will not be able to fix any problems. :dopey:
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I have to admit, that one's pretty good.
 
Then tell everyone you know about it and have them make gtplanet accounts. Then they can post here.
 
SimonK
You want people to sign up just to post in this thread? Riiiiiight.
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Why not?

The more members who actually contribute to the thread, the better. 👍

SimonK
That is using what from the world of Gran Turismo exactly?
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SimonK
What do you mean?
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SimonK
I know what Mopar is, i'm still at a loss what you're on about though except that clearly you're a big fan of them.
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SimonK
Why are you bothering to counter opinion with...more opinion?
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SimonK
Oh boy I can hardly wait.
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SimonK
Humour might also help as well.
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SimonK
You should get a job with an advertising or slogan agency. Or not. I'm thinking not, actually.
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SimonK
You want people to sign up just to post in this thread? Riiiiiight.
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Yep, there's making a point; then there's just dragging things on and on...

Not one of those posts relates to the OP, so instead of trying to prove some meaningless point, why not just leave the thread alone. Everyone else seems to grasp the point - I'm sure if you put on your thinking cap, and re-read the OP - you'll figure it out. ;)

Then we won't get continual negativity.
 
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Exactly!
Have you ever gotten into a room that said something like Clean No Hack Cars? Most people have. Have you ever gone into said room, host leaves and room becomes Dirty Hack Cars Allowed quicker than the hacked redbull goes 0-60? Most people have. Well that is when you use the all powerful Reject Vote command that will put the host (and most likely a few more people behind him) in their place!
 
Have you ever fancied sculpting out your own piece of art, through expertly shaped and crafted Tarmac? Do you wish you could recreate your favorite real-world tracks - using a 21st century in-game track creator?

Tough, you can't....


 
You asked Kaz to do something about the amount of GTR's in GT5.

He did...

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Gran Turismo 5. The Real GTR Simulator.
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Have you gotten tired of GT keeping the seasonal time trial car stock even after hybrids were taken out of the game? Now there is a solution! Wait for GT6 to come out and hope the issue is fixed then. (until then keep entertained by reading this thread :) )
 
MOPARbarrett5
Have you gotten tired of GT keeping the seasonal time trial car stock even after hybrids were taken out of the game? Now there is a solution! Wait for GT6 to come out and hope the issue is fixed then. (until then keep entertained by reading this thread :) )
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Why do you double-post just to bump your old threads?

If people aren't talking in your thread, it's because it's dead and people are tired of it. Breaking the rules by:
A) bumping the thread, and
B) double posting,
Will only get you in trouble. If anybody has a spoof ad, there's a helpful little search tool for them to use to find this thread.

Otherwise there's no point in continually posting in your old, dead threads.

I only say this because you've done it multiple times in this thread as well as in others and I'm afraid that soon, you'll get in trouble for it.
 
Double posting after 24 hours is fine, however in this situation I'm not sure it's justified.
 
UrieHusky
Double posting after 24 hours is fine, however in this situation I'm not sure it's justified.
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The only reason I object to it is because he does it simply to revive his threads after they've been silent for days. He often talks about how he wants people to post in all his threads all the time and such and I'm just trying to say that a mindset like that could potentially cause consequences.

Quality>Quantity. Goes for user's personal posts as well as the posts in a thread.

(But Quality+Quantity=:D)
 
I don't disagree 👍 I'm just saying that double posting is only a no no within 24 hours of the 1st post.

Though just because it's okay doesn't mean it's a good idea.
 
KinLM
The only reason I object to it is because he does it simply to revive his threads after they've been silent for days. He often talks about how he wants people to post in all his threads all the time and such and I'm just trying to say that a mindset like that could potentially cause consequences.

Quality>Quantity. Goes for user's personal posts as well as the posts in a thread.

(But Quality+Quantity=:D)
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and that's the reason for you spontaneous rage? :odd:
 
KinLM
I think my advice to him was very helpful. Now you're just trying to provoke something from me though, which I find a bit unnecessary..
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I wasn't pulling off my sarcastic wit there pal. What's more provoking than a Charizard?
 
This thread is winning(!) :lol:

We go from 'Spoof Ads' to Trolling to Double posting to, to...
Charizard? :lol:
 

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