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(Just for fun) What is the best tuner?

  • Mopar

    Votes: 7 13.0%

  • Amuse

    Votes: 15 27.8%

  • Spoon

    Votes: 8 14.8%

  • RUF

    Votes: 10 18.5%

  • Nismo

    Votes: 22 40.7%

  • Other

    Votes: 16 29.6%
  • Total voters
    54
Don't know if one like this has been done, chances are likely.



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(my thread is back!)
Have you ever been roaming GTplanet looking for a good thread that for unknown (off topic) reasons has all but died. Well here is a great idea that has worked for me over 2 times: Post a bad joke. Your work is done the thread will live on thanks to people complaining, criticising, critiquing, and charizarding the thread! Hope this works
 
Ever been bored of GT5 and or GTplanet?

Charizard your avatar!!!! It's the perfect way of making your GT life much better than before!!! Your Charizard avatar will make people go off-topic and start doubting your sanity because of the sheer coolness of a fire breathing dragon thing that isn't even a dragon type!! It also shows everyone on the forums that Charizard is best pokemon!!

Charizard your avatar today. Available in King Charizard, Shiny Charizard and Noramal Charizard.
 
Maybe you can make a charizard paint job on your cars with the paint editor (if it exists) in GT6. Im going to do mopar paint jobs and hope i don't get sued so you can try pokemon (you may get sued)
 
I don't think they would sue you over an in-game livery. :p

GT5 - The Real **** you, We Sue! simulator. :D
 
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I'd make a Charizard league with Stiggy boy here :p

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Alright guys I'll stop the irrelevancy with Charizard jeez.... It's just that I'm so bored I can't think of a better league related ad.....

I see nothing wrong as I reffered to GT5 in the way of advertising a league (spoofing a game ad).
 
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Are you bored of fast, powerful, good-looking exotics? Tired of those Lamborghinis and Paganis that fill up the car lists of (just about) every Need for Speed and Forza ever? Then play GT5! Realistic physics feel even better when your car has only 63 horsepower!

Want more? Drop by GT Auto where you can adhere wings, splitters, and other downforce-enhancing addenda to your 63 horsepower economy car! Because aerodynamics are important when you break the 30 mile-per-hour barrier!

Want a car that can go faster than walking pace? Go play NFS or something because we're too busy modelling another environmentally concious taller-than-wide three cylinder tin can to bother modelling that Trans Am, or 360 Modena, or Quattroporte. Or SRT Viper. Or F12 Berlinetta. Or just about anything else cool or fast, for that matter.
 
White & Nerdy
*Failed Forza plug*
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So we don't get Ferraris, or Lamborghinis, Maseratis, Bugattis, Corvettes, Vipers, DB9s, Zondas or R8s in GT5? And instead all we get are economy boxes?

Damn, I must've been playing something different for the past two years.

Mind = Blown.
 
Guardian
So we don't get Ferraris, or Lamborghinis, Maseratis, Bugattis, Corvettes, Vipers, DB9s, Zondas or R8s in GT5? And instead all we get are economy boxes?

Damn, I must've been playing something different for the past two years.

Mind = Blown.
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We have some decent cars, but there are still a lot of very legitimate "why didn't they include __________?" questions. Then you see a PREMIUM I-MIEV and think "why did they include that?"
 
White & Nerdy
We have some decent cars, but there are still a lot of very legitimate "why didn't they include __________?" questions. Then you see a PREMIUM I-MIEV and think "why did they include that?"
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Because it's a popular electric car using new-age technology to lead us to the future, and in all seriousness a good and interesting car?

Gran Turismo has always been more balanced as far as the car list goes.

But everything you just said is totally ridiculous.

Forza has just as many "tin cans" and GT has many unique supercars that Forza and NFS don't have. Cizeta, HSR-II, 4 of the Zondas, they've got plenty of supercars.

And they also have the Ford MKIV. And the Jaguar LM car from that era as well, one of the best looking cars I've ever seen.

And GT also has many more Group C cars than either.

Corvettes, Saleens, Tommykairas, R8's, Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Paganis, Maseratis, RUFs, LFA's, NSX's.

NFS may have more supercars but the physics are so atrocious that it doesn't matter, you can hardly use them.

But this isn't the thread to discuss any of that.

It's one thing to make fun of faults in GT5 in this thread. It's another to make up faults of GT5 in this thread too.

 
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