The 2010 NASCAR caption competition - Congratulations TS - OPEN SEASON!

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  1. Ian Poole

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    Ladies and gentlemen and furry animals, it is time for the most famous caption competition in all of motorsport!

    Well not yet but starting on the 6th of February, to give you all a bit of light relief while Formula 1 caption competition is going, it is time to reveal it's rival in the 2010 picture competition awards

    Basically, it works under the same principal as the F1 caption competition but with a few differences.

    The first major change is going to be you are only going to be allowed ONE caption per picture so that means that there is even more emphasis for you to get it right first time.

    Another rule is that you have to get your captions to me via PM before the deadline. You can still post your captions on this thread but the final entry must come to me

    Instead of awarding points to the top three, we are going to be awarding points to the top ten positions with 10 for first and so on down to 1 point for coming in tenth. Make it a bit more of an open championship ;)

    There will be a special non-points round for the start of the season and the All-Star race where only previous winners of this caption competition AND the formula 1 caption competition will be allowed to enter to see who is crowned the "All-Star caption winner" or some title along that line.

    As soon as we have twenty six out of the way, we will be going forward to the "Chase For The NASCAR Caption Competition" with the top twelve in points going forward. That doesn't mean everyone should stop because you could still win and qualify the next year's All-Star Caption competition AND the Budweiser Caption contest as well. Those who have qualified for the Chase will have their scores rounded to the nearest one hundred as far as the first place leader is concerned and have ten points added for everyone caption week they have won.

    New rules for voting are as follows:

    If you send in a caption, you are automatically required to send in a vote, either by PM or by posting in this thread.

    You now have the power of three points to vote with and you can decide who gets the votes and how you split the votes.

    In the event of a tie, we will be going to the countback and seeing who has recieved the most first or second places to decide. In the event of a total dead heat, co-winners will be declared and the NASCAR Caption Competition moderator will overrule everyone and put a neutral picture to start all over again.

    DEADLINES:

    Captioning: to happen between the end of the Sprint Race and the beginning or either the Truck race/Nationwide Race
    Voting: to take place between the beginning of the Truck race/Nationwide race and the beginning of the Sprint race
    Nex Caption: always at the end of the Sprint Race

    All results will be put underneath to relay any history and i guess the only thing left to say is boogety-boogety-boogety, let's go captioning boys!

    2010 season

    Current standings

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    Qualified For The All-Star Caption Competiton 2011:

    peterjford (winner of All-Star Caption 2010), Touring Mars, Pescara For GT5, mafia_boy, TS, Justin, 01GTP, Ian Poole

    Round 1 Winner - Mariner-9​

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    While a friend distracts Danica, a member of the local frat house attempts the most audacious panty raid in history​

    Round 2 Winner - 01GTP​

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    When Chad thought to himself, "If you want it done right, do it yourself" this is surely not what he meant.

    Special Mention - peterjford
    "Damn, I know that 'Hide-A-Key' is down here somewhere..."​

    Round 3 Winner - LSX​

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    "NO! I swear she told me she was 18!!!"​

    Round 4 Joint Winners - TS and Pescara For GT5​

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    TS: Gordon: Good thing you had that Viagra sponsorship a few years ago, those little blue pills must of helped when you shot that godaddy commercial with Danica.
    Martin: Funny, your wife said the same thing Jeff.

    Pescara: Martin: Lets see you be this good when you are my age Gordon hahahahaha​

    Round 5 Overall Winner - mafia_boy​

    TS's picture - mafia_boy
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    Pescara's picture - TS
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    Round 6 Winner - mafia_boy​

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    Round 7 Winner - mafia_boy​

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    Round 8 Winners - mafia_boy & Pescara GT5​

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    Round 9 Winner - TheBigMan045​

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    Round 10 Winner - Justin​

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    Round 11 and 12 Winner - Touring Mars​

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    All Star Caption Competition Overall Winner - peterjford​

    All Star Caption Competition Round 1 Winner - 01GTP​

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    All Star Caption Competition Round 2 Winners - peterjford & Touring Mars​

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    All Star Caption Competition Round 3 Winner - mafia_boy​

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    All Star Caption Competition Round 4 Winner - TS​

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    Round 13 Winner -Touring Mars​

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    Round 14 Winner - Pescara For GT5​

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    Round 15 Winner - mafia_boy​

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    Roound 16 Winners - Touring Mars, TS and Justin​

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    Round 17 Winner - mafia_boy & 01GTP​

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    Round 18 Winner - Pescara For GT5 and Ian Poole​

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    Round 19 Winner - TS​

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    Round 20 Winner - mafia_boy​

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    Round 21 Winner - NicksFix​

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    Round 22 Winner - TS and NicksFix​

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    Round 23 Winner - TS​


    Round 24 - Touring Mars​

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    Round 25 - Touring Mars​

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    Round 26 - 01GTP, Ian Poole and TS​

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    Round 27 - TS​

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    Round 28 - ​

     
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  2. opelgt1969

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    Maybe the first caption should be one photoshopped with Danica Patrick standing in the middle of the car (as in the way the flag girls do in NFS Shift) and saying "This is a lot eaiser than climbing in that stupid window thing I invented Windows 7"

    I mean her car is going to be #7.
     
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    That's very funny but i already have the first photo lined up and ready to roll for the big launch on the 6th of February 2010
     
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  4. Ian Poole

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    Okay then guys, time for the first go, put the funniest caption to the photo below.

    Of course, we all know her as Danica Patrick but what's the caption?

    Get captining and the entries for this round ends Thursday night

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    Guys? Who stole MY makeup mirror?
     
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    "No Nelson, you have to climb through here..."
     
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    "Ok, you want 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 coke and 1 chocolate shake."
     
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    Guys, where is the door handle?
     
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    Danica's reaction after peeking at Earnhardt Jr's "air hose"!
     
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    Danica and Nelson discuss how to get in the car while Montoya and Hornish giggle like schoolgirls.
     
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    Who put in the metal seat, I wanted the carbon one! *stomps away*
     
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    Feet first Danica!-JR. I knew that!-Danica
     
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    "Yawn! Just looking at the car makes me bored!"

    Sorry, couldn't resist. :(
     
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    DP: Who installed a vibrator on the car?!
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    Does my bum look big in this?
     
  16. Mariner-9

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    While a friend distracts Danica, a member of the local frat house attempts the most audacious panty raid in history
     
  17. TS

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    :lol:

    I didn't even see the guy until i looked closer, good one! :tup:
     
  18. Ian Poole

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    Great captions so far guys!

    Just to remind you and everyone that you have until tomorrow night to get ur captions in before u start voting!
     
  19. 01GTP

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    Hey, I'm new here, is this my car or Mark Martin's?

    Oh yeah, it has my name on it.
     
  20. TS

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    Does the winner choose the next picture like the F1 caption contest?
     
  21. Ian Poole

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    Can do but I have the next picture sorted so if we say the next round in Cali, the winner choose the photo then
     
  22. Jim Prower

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    "Bernie Ecclestone said WHAT?"

    ((Yes, I am referencing something several years old. Slow burn, i guess. X3))
     
  23. LSX

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    Should be Junior Johnson said what lol, it's a bit more fresh. :lol:
     
  24. Ian Poole

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    Okay guys, time's up, time to get voting for your winner. Pick ur best two and the winner will be announced just before the Daytona 500. You have until the end of the CWTS race tomorrow night to get your votes in.

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    I missed this by an hour, I'll be here for the next for sure.
     
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