The 2010 NASCAR caption competition - Congratulations TS - OPEN SEASON!

[LSX]

Lol is that what I did?

Nice one though!

 

[Mariner-9]

Whaddya mean we're out of Brylcreem?!

 

[Ian Poole]

Tell u what, i'll have a go!

Mr. Allmandinger seems to think he has seen his two suspicous looking crew chiefs somewhere before

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Allmendinger: I came from open wheel, but when I finish 35th one week and 31st the next, no one tells me I do a good job.

 

[mafia_boy]

Allmendinger: See, I told you it was that big two people were needed just to hold it up! Yep, keep it going......more......oh yeah.......baby.....*OH FACE!*​

 

[TS]

AJ doing his best impression of rage face

 

[TheBook]

No, sir. My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump.

 

[01GTP]

Do I get to compete this week?

Look at me when I'm talking to you!!
I want to know who screwed up that last pit stop.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

History's most audacious panty thief strikes again - with consideraby less success than last time ...​

 

[Ian Poole]

The answer is yes 01GTP

And just a reminder for y'all to get your entries in before the drop of the green flag for the NAtionwide race in Vegas

 

[homeforsummer]

I've no idea when that is, but I'll have a go anyway even if I'm late

"Ahhhgh! Careful with the goods, guys!"​

 

[LancerEvo7]

Ooh boy, get to rip on my favorite driver...

AJ's pit crew tell him what happened at the former open wheeler party at the local pub....​

 

[Omnis]

"Yeah boys, I showed Danica my O face."

 

[Ian Poole]

Ding-ding, time's up guys and now is time to start the voting.

As usual, pick your favourite two and the winner goes into the All-Star caption comp.

You have until 3pm ET/8pm UK time to get your votes in.

"NO! I swear she told me she was 18!!!"

Crew Chief 1: "That sounds like a setup on the ring and pinion to me."
Crew Chief 2: "Too high of a pitch, has to be a bearing."
Crew Chief 1: "AJ, make the sound you heard again."

Whaddya mean we're out of Brylcreem?!

Mr. Allmandinger seems to think he has seen his two suspicous looking crew chiefs somewhere before

Allmendinger: I came from open wheel, but when I finish 35th one week and 31st the next, no one tells me I do a good job.

Allmendinger: See, I told you it was that big two people were needed just to hold it up! Yep, keep it going......more......oh yeah.......baby.....*OH FACE!*

AJ doing his best impression of rage face

No, sir. My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump.

Look at me when I'm talking to you!!
I want to know who screwed up that last pit stop.

History's most audacious panty thief strikes again - with consideraby less success than last time ...

"Ahhhgh! Careful with the goods, guys!"

AJ's pit crew tell him what happened at the former open wheeler party at the local pub....[/CENTER]

"Yeah boys, I showed Danica my O face."

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My picks are:

1. interludes
2. LSX

 

[TS]

1. LSX
2. Omnis

 

[TheBook]

1. LSX
2. peterjford

 

[peterjford]

1. ty00123
2. Omnis

I was surprised nobody did something like "You got a purdy mouth. Show us how bad you want to win."

 

[zed300]

1. LSX
2. Omnis

 

[01GTP]

1. LSX
2. Mariner-9

 

[LSX]

ty00123
Pescara

 

[Ian Poole]

Okay boys, time is up and I think that it is pretty easy to see that LSX was the victor my a margin

1st - LSX - 9pts
2nd - ty00123 - 4pts
3rd - Omnis 3pts
4th - interludes - 2pts
=5th - pescara - 1pt
=5th - peterjford - 1pt

LSX, congrats, u r in the All-Star competition and i wait for u to send the picture

 

[LSX]

Wow thanks guys! Ian, ill get that picture to you today once I'm on my computer.

 

[Ian Poole]

Okay guys, here we go

You have until the start of the Truck Race in Hotlanta (Saturday 1.30pmET)/6.30pmUK) to get your entries in.

My entry is:

JG: So you went onto the Maury Povich show and they told you that in the case of Danica Patrick, Mark, you are the father? And that is where that sponsorship came from?

 

[Omnis]

"Ha Ha Ha. That is so Kafkaesque."

 

[01GTP]

Gordon: I really thought I had Jonhson beat today.

Martin: ROFLMAO

 

[TS]

Gordon: Good thing you had that Viagra sponsorship a few years ago, those little blue pills must of helped when you shot that godaddy commercial with Danica.
Martin: Funny, your wife said the same thing Jeff.

 

[SR-71_Blackbird]

Martin: God my hip and back hurt after driving!
Gordon to himself: maybe you can retire already and make me 2nd in hendrick.

 

[Nicksfix]

Gordon : Hey Mark,I hear the next GoDaddy commercial is going to feature you wearing some sexy outfit as to pull in some female users.

Martin : (screaming loud) 🤬 , I knew this sponsorship had a catch in it somewhere.

 

[LSX]

Jeff- "well mark, JJ got me fair and square today."

Mark- "It's even worse you own that car man. Enjoy retirement buddy! Ahahahhahaha.".


(I pick the picture, and I've got nothing )

 

[Northstar]

Jeff Gordon looks on after Jimmie Johnson puts ice in the back of Martins firesuit.

Figured I would finally give this a shot.