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Ladies and gentlemen and furry animals, it is time for the most famous caption competition in all of motorsport!
Well not yet but starting on the 6th of February, to give you all a bit of light relief while Formula 1 caption competition is going, it is time to reveal it's rival in the 2010 picture competition awards
Basically, it works under the same principal as the F1 caption competition but with a few differences.
The first major change is going to be you are only going to be allowed ONE caption per picture so that means that there is even more emphasis for you to get it right first time.
Another rule is that you have to get your captions to me via PM before the deadline. You can still post your captions on this thread but the final entry must come to me
Instead of awarding points to the top three, we are going to be awarding points to the top ten positions with 10 for first and so on down to 1 point for coming in tenth. Make it a bit more of an open championship
There will be a special non-points round for the start of the season and the All-Star race where only previous winners of this caption competition AND the formula 1 caption competition will be allowed to enter to see who is crowned the "All-Star caption winner" or some title along that line.
As soon as we have twenty six out of the way, we will be going forward to the "Chase For The NASCAR Caption Competition" with the top twelve in points going forward. That doesn't mean everyone should stop because you could still win and qualify the next year's All-Star Caption competition AND the Budweiser Caption contest as well. Those who have qualified for the Chase will have their scores rounded to the nearest one hundred as far as the first place leader is concerned and have ten points added for everyone caption week they have won.
New rules for voting are as follows:
If you send in a caption, you are automatically required to send in a vote, either by PM or by posting in this thread.
You now have the power of three points to vote with and you can decide who gets the votes and how you split the votes.
In the event of a tie, we will be going to the countback and seeing who has recieved the most first or second places to decide. In the event of a total dead heat, co-winners will be declared and the NASCAR Caption Competition moderator will overrule everyone and put a neutral picture to start all over again.
DEADLINES:
Captioning: to happen between the end of the Sprint Race and the beginning or either the Truck race/Nationwide Race
Voting: to take place between the beginning of the Truck race/Nationwide race and the beginning of the Sprint race
Nex Caption: always at the end of the Sprint Race
All results will be put underneath to relay any history and i guess the only thing left to say is boogety-boogety-boogety, let's go captioning boys!
2010 season
Current standings
Qualified For The All-Star Caption Competiton 2011:
peterjford (winner of All-Star Caption 2010), Touring Mars, Pescara For GT5, mafia_boy, TS, Justin, 01GTP, Ian Poole
While a friend distracts Danica, a member of the local frat house attempts the most audacious panty raid in history
When Chad thought to himself, "If you want it done right, do it yourself" this is surely not what he meant.
Special Mention - peterjford
"Damn, I know that 'Hide-A-Key' is down here somewhere..."
"NO! I swear she told me she was 18!!!"
TS: Gordon: Good thing you had that Viagra sponsorship a few years ago, those little blue pills must of helped when you shot that godaddy commercial with Danica.
Martin: Funny, your wife said the same thing Jeff.
Pescara: Martin: Lets see you be this good when you are my age Gordon hahahahaha
Well not yet but starting on the 6th of February, to give you all a bit of light relief while Formula 1 caption competition is going, it is time to reveal it's rival in the 2010 picture competition awards
Basically, it works under the same principal as the F1 caption competition but with a few differences.
The first major change is going to be you are only going to be allowed ONE caption per picture so that means that there is even more emphasis for you to get it right first time.
Another rule is that you have to get your captions to me via PM before the deadline. You can still post your captions on this thread but the final entry must come to me
Instead of awarding points to the top three, we are going to be awarding points to the top ten positions with 10 for first and so on down to 1 point for coming in tenth. Make it a bit more of an open championship
There will be a special non-points round for the start of the season and the All-Star race where only previous winners of this caption competition AND the formula 1 caption competition will be allowed to enter to see who is crowned the "All-Star caption winner" or some title along that line.
As soon as we have twenty six out of the way, we will be going forward to the "Chase For The NASCAR Caption Competition" with the top twelve in points going forward. That doesn't mean everyone should stop because you could still win and qualify the next year's All-Star Caption competition AND the Budweiser Caption contest as well. Those who have qualified for the Chase will have their scores rounded to the nearest one hundred as far as the first place leader is concerned and have ten points added for everyone caption week they have won.
New rules for voting are as follows:
If you send in a caption, you are automatically required to send in a vote, either by PM or by posting in this thread.
You now have the power of three points to vote with and you can decide who gets the votes and how you split the votes.
In the event of a tie, we will be going to the countback and seeing who has recieved the most first or second places to decide. In the event of a total dead heat, co-winners will be declared and the NASCAR Caption Competition moderator will overrule everyone and put a neutral picture to start all over again.
DEADLINES:
Captioning: to happen between the end of the Sprint Race and the beginning or either the Truck race/Nationwide Race
Voting: to take place between the beginning of the Truck race/Nationwide race and the beginning of the Sprint race
Nex Caption: always at the end of the Sprint Race
All results will be put underneath to relay any history and i guess the only thing left to say is boogety-boogety-boogety, let's go captioning boys!
2010 season
Current standings
Qualified For The All-Star Caption Competiton 2011:
peterjford (winner of All-Star Caption 2010), Touring Mars, Pescara For GT5, mafia_boy, TS, Justin, 01GTP, Ian Poole
Round 1 Winner - Mariner-9
While a friend distracts Danica, a member of the local frat house attempts the most audacious panty raid in history
Round 2 Winner - 01GTP
When Chad thought to himself, "If you want it done right, do it yourself" this is surely not what he meant.
Special Mention - peterjford
"Damn, I know that 'Hide-A-Key' is down here somewhere..."
Round 3 Winner - LSX
"NO! I swear she told me she was 18!!!"
Round 4 Joint Winners - TS and Pescara For GT5
TS: Gordon: Good thing you had that Viagra sponsorship a few years ago, those little blue pills must of helped when you shot that godaddy commercial with Danica.
Martin: Funny, your wife said the same thing Jeff.
Pescara: Martin: Lets see you be this good when you are my age Gordon hahahahaha
Round 5 Overall Winner - mafia_boy
TS's picture - mafia_boy
Pescara's picture - TS
JPM: Are you sure there isn't anything I can do to make you rip up that ticket officer?? Maybe a night with Danica perhaps??
Danica: What the 🤬!!!
Pescara's picture - TS
Ambrose: If only the throttle on my camry stuck instead of blowing up motors......
Round 6 Winner - mafia_boy
Reporter: So first it was Harvick you rammed, now Keselowski, who's next?
Edwards: I'd like to ram Danica, but not with my car.
Round 7 Winner - mafia_boy
Round 8 Winners - mafia_boy & Pescara GT5
This is a picture after Jimmie's 4th consecutive championship, greeting Mafia_Boy, who is rocking a cowboy hat, Mafia_Boy was quoted as saying that he wants to be just like Jimmie Johnson, he can win 4 in a row as well, and then everyone will hate him just the same.
As a special victory present, Jimmie Johnson meets his co-star for the filming of Brokeback Mountain 2.
Round 9 Winner - TheBigMan045
JG: Is that screaming I hear by Danicas garage?
JJ: All I know is that i'm glad im not her teammate this time of the month
JG: Yup
JJ: Yup
Round 10 Winner - Justin
Kyle looks for the owner of the truck he will be driving, only to realize he is the owner.
Round 11 and 12 Winner - Touring Mars
All Star Caption Competition Overall Winner - peterjford
All Star Caption Competition Round 1 Winner - 01GTP
AJ... See that 48 car over there?
Lynne.... Ah, that's nice, AJ.
AJ...Yeah? Well that's my next ride.
Lynne.... Ah, that's nice, AJ.
All Star Caption Competition Round 2 Winners - peterjford & Touring Mars
Some people take that Wii weightlifting game way too seriously
"It's raining men, hallelujah"
All Star Caption Competition Round 3 Winner - mafia_boy
DE: So there we were, me and Danica in the trailer together and we were getting it on you know......and then she strips for me and I swear to god, she was a lady gaga, the penis was THIS BIG!!!!
All Star Caption Competition Round 4 Winner - TS
You wouldn't think Kasey Kahne would have anything in common with a female porn star, but as we see here, they both swallow.
Round 13 Winner -Touring Mars
Sarah Jessica Parker in a shameless attempt to promote Sex And The City 2 to a wider audience
Round 14 Winner - Pescara For GT5
Round 15 Winner - mafia_boy
JL: Guys, a little help please.....I'm about to fall out of the car here!!
Film Crews: Screw that, we're watching and filming this for the moment you fall out and land on your ass, it will be on Sportscenter and Failblog in no time!!
Roound 16 Winners - Touring Mars, TS and Justin
Sorry Kyle, what was that? I was to busy being awesome!
I know what you're thinking: 'Did he win 5 races already or 4?' But to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Joe Gibbs toyota, the fastest stock car in NASCAR Sprint Cup, and would blow your doors clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
DH: "Someone fetch me a bacon sammich, please!"
"Lean back?"
DH: "OK, now where's that sammich?"
Round 17 Winner - mafia_boy & 01GTP
mafia_boyScott Speed gets ready to detonate the IED's he hid in Jimmie Johnson's vehicle.
01GTP3..2..1..!!!
Gotcha, you mother 🤬
Round 18 Winner - Pescara For GT5 and Ian Poole
Pescara For GT5Now kiss my shoes while you are down there too.
Ian PooleJPM: Hey guys, i invented a new game, it is called Red Bull Darts, you have to see how fasr you can throw something after you have drunk Red Bull
Mechanic: Too late, Scott Speed beat you to it by putting your in the wall
Round 19 Winner - TS
Sam I am
I am Sam
Sam I am
That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like that Sam-I-am!
Do you like
green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
Round 20 Winner - mafia_boy
Round 21 Winner - NicksFix
A( Clinching fist in a fit of rage )
What the hell is wrong with you people?
I just won the Pepsi 400,and you give me a Coke!!!!
Who's running this show ? Where's my agent ? I want action,and I want it now !
Round 22 Winner - TS and NicksFix
TSDale Earnhardt - Get this mother:censored: away from me.
Richard Petty - Get this mother:censored: away from me.
NicksFizPetty - So your the intimidator huh ? I'm not intimidated !
Earnhardt - So your the king huh ? Who's your queen , Jeff Gordon ?
Round 23 Winner - TS
The herminator goes shopping for a competitive race car using his new sponsorship deal with Meijer.
Round 24 - Touring Mars
Round 25 - Touring Mars
Hey dude, is your car sponsored by Office Depot because it's so often stationary?
Round 26 - 01GTP, Ian Poole and TS
Tony looks just like Tony after winning a race, while Darian looks just like he got his prostate examined.
So, that'll be 1 Whopper meal each then.
The before and after of the Gilette Young Gun advert
Round 27 - TS
Round 28 -
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