The 2010 NASCAR caption competition - Congratulations TS - OPEN SEASON!

[TS]

B -2
C -1

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[Ian Poole]

Okay guys, votes are in:

A - 4pts
B - 3pts
C - 2pts

So it is a big congrats to TS for the win and I look forward to getting the pic soon TS!

 

[TS]

Hmmm looks like I have some spare change to use at the casino tonight!

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Pescara, dressed up like Kurt Busch realizes two things, 1. The Championship is likely out of his reach and 2. That he can't tell if he has a chance in the Championship because Ian Poole won't update the standings.

 

[Ian Poole]

Pescara, dressed up like Kurt Busch realizes two things, 1. The Championship is likely out of his reach and 2. That he can't tell if he has a chance in the Championship because Ian Poole won't update the standings.

 

[Ian Poole]

Guys, please accept my apologies for not getting the voting up for you in time, I have been off my head on everything that has happened this weekend

What I have done to make it fair is aware ten points to Pescara and TS for their captions to turn it into a two horse race!

Also, I will award double points this weekend for my 🤬 up and put up the new caption, think we are going to get some good ones this week!

 

[01GTP]

So Tony, who's got the bigger balls?
Eric or Danica?

 

[TS]

Aric and Danica preparing for the big kiss scene at the end of the race.

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Aric: Danica, did you really have to bring up that 🤬 in front of Tony?

 

[Kneedragger]

"A womans place is in the kitchen"..............."If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you!"

 

[Ian Poole]

So Tony, who's got the bigger balls?
Eric or Danica?

Aric and Danica preparing for the big kiss scene at the end of the race.

Aric: Danica, did you really have to bring up that 🤬 in front of Tony?

"A womans place is in the kitchen"..............."If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you!"

Aric looks embarrassed because for their first date, Danica brought her crew chief with her so that he doesn't get tight and she doesn't get loose!

My votes:

c - 2pts
a - 1pt

 

[TS]

D - 2
E - 1

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[01GTP]

C = 1
E = 2

Thanks to Ian and all the participants throughout the year.

 

[Pescara for GT5]

D 1
e 2

 

[Pescara for GT5]

I hate you double postz

 

[Ian Poole]

Guys, the results are in and someone get out the trumpets!

e - 5pts
d - 3pts
c - 3pts
a - 1pt
b - 0pts

And seeing as how you sensible people allowed me to win! Here is said piccie!

And here is said championship table:

And as you can see, because of TS's no score and Pescara somehow managing to get enough points to tie, it is going to go down to the wire between perenial leader, Pescara For Gt5 and the F1 caption master, TS.

Uh-oh, I can see a calamity coming!

And no Pupikgate or Pescaragate or even TSgate, I'm onto you guys already, let's have a nice clean fight and shake on it right now!

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Jimmie(Mafia_Boy): Oh god, there is Pescara again.
Chad(TS): I know, he is just a points earning master of space and time.
Jimmie: I had to quit just get him out of my nightmares.
Chad: I hope he just makes his win quick and easy.

Oh, the gloating will be painful for all.

 

[Beliall]

Man 1 - Dude why do you have johnson written on your...erm, johnson?
Man 2- Well, a long time ago......hey, is that kaz in the stands?

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Man 1 - Dude why do you have johnson written on your...erm, johnson?
Man 2- Well, a long time ago......hey, is that kaz in the stands?

Nice to see a new face in competition, too bad it is just in time for the last caption of the season.

 

[TS]

JJ - Chad, what in the world is Denny doing?
CK- It looks as if he practicing his championship speech.
JJ- Oh you mean the speech he's gonna give congratulating me on my 5th championship?
CK- No, he has this crazy idea that he's gonna win the championship.
JJ- Kind of like Pescara in the caption championship?
CK- Yeah.

 

[Pescara for GT5]

JJ - Chad, what in the world is Denny doing?
CK- It looks as if he practicing his championship speech.
JJ- Oh you mean the speech he's gonna give congratulating me on my 5th championship?
CK- No, he has this crazy idea that he's gonna win the championship.
JJ- Kind of like Pescara in the caption championship?
CK- Yeah.

 

[Touring Mars]

CK: Hey, that's the boss of Kobalt Tools over there, he doesn't look too happy...
JJ: Yeh, someone just told him he's spelled Cobalt wrong...

 

[Ian Poole]

Jimmie(Mafia_Boy): Oh god, there is Pescara again.
Chad(TS): I know, he is just a points earning master of space and time.
Jimmie: I had to quit just get him out of my nightmares.
Chad: I hope he just makes his win quick and easy.

Oh, the gloating will be painful for all.

JJ - Chad, what in the world is Denny doing?
CK- It looks as if he practicing his championship speech.
JJ- Oh you mean the speech he's gonna give congratulating me on my 5th championship?
CK- No, he has this crazy idea that he's gonna win the championship.
JJ- Kind of like Pescara in the caption championship?
CK- Yeah.

I thought I told the pair of you to keep it clean!

 

[mafia_boy]

Only because I've seen my name being used in this pic, here's my retort.

CK: Did you hear?? TS & Pescara have been fighting over the leaderboard that you vacated while you were ahead!! I mean, Pescara's made comments saying that his comments were so good that it had to make you quit!!
JJ: I wish it was true....injuries put paid to my season, but my god it feels good to see two people fighting over my sloppy seconds!​

 

[TS]

I thought I told the pair of you to keep it clean!

Define clean.

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Nevermind

 

[01GTP]

Isn't that...........why yes it is............ it's Conan's blimp taking off!

 

[Ian Poole]

Voting time guys

Jimmie(Mafia_Boy): Oh god, there is Pescara again.
Chad(TS): I know, he is just a points earning master of space and time.
Jimmie: I had to quit just get him out of my nightmares.
Chad: I hope he just makes his win quick and easy.

Man 1 - Dude why do you have johnson written on your...erm, johnson?
Man 2- Well, a long time ago......hey, is that kaz in the stands?

JJ - Chad, what in the world is Denny doing?
CK- It looks as if he practicing his championship speech.
JJ- Oh you mean the speech he's gonna give congratulating me on my 5th championship?
CK- No, he has this crazy idea that he's gonna win the championship.
JJ- Kind of like Pescara in the caption championship?
CK- Yeah.

CK: Hey, that's the boss of Kobalt Tools over there, he doesn't look too happy...
JJ: Yeh, someone just told him he's spelled Cobalt wrong...

CK: Did you hear?? TS & Pescara have been fighting over the leaderboard that you vacated while you were ahead!! I mean, Pescara's made comments saying that his comments were so good that it had to make you quit!!
JJ: I wish it was true....injuries put paid to my season, but my god it feels good to see two people fighting over my sloppy seconds!

Isn't that...........why yes it is............ it's Conan's blimp taking off!

CK: I'm sick of all this in house fighting
JJ: You and me boith buddy
CK: I'm on about you and Jeff, who are you on about?
JJ: Pescara and TS, they both seem to think that the pair of them are the best at captioning but what they don't realise is that without mafia_boy's help and without the idea of Ian Poole to make this competition, they would be fighting for a bunch of nothing!
CK: A bit like Denny and Kevin then?
JJ: Couldn't have said it better myself!

My votes:

E - 3pts!

 

[TS]

G - 3

 

[01GTP]

c - 2
d - 1