AI'm gonna 🤬 you in the butt
BThe moment when Tony Stewart realized Old Spice would be a better sponsor.
CWhat do you mean the 🤬 Lowe's car won again?
DWhat do you mean Danica's finished her lap dancing class on my car
AClint goes on again telling that story that no one really seems to care about.
BRC: Hey Clint, we made some "special" adjustments to the car today, hopefully you will win today.
CB: Hey Richard, wouldn't it be something if I did win the race and NASCAR found out about our "special" adjustment.
RC: Don't worry Clint, they'll never find out.
CChildress just has to look away as Clint pulls his face off to reveal that it was Milka Duno driving his car all along!
DDon't worry about the 150 points Clint, it's the $150,000 that's coming out of your pockets, not mine, that you should worry about.
A"So yes, it is all about me." Kyle Busch
BThe Red M&M wants you to support the 18 team and Kyle Busch!
CWhen Kyle said the green M&M was coming, people wonder what else he does to get attention
DI like M&M's but they need better quality control... the last pack I had was full of W's
[/CENTER]EThe Red M&M being the attention hog he is casts a magic spell on Kyle Busch after seeing all the attention he is recieving, but messed up the spell and ended up being stuck to the quarter panel of his car instead.
AMark Martin discovers the chinese finger trap Jimmie left in his shoe laces.
BSelling one car and driver, driver of a...reasonable...age, car just done 250 miles, a few bumps and scraps, maybe I start the bidding at $5?
CMartin: tsssssss ahhhhhhhh tssssssss ahhhhhhhhhh tssssssss ahhhhhhhhh