The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

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wowowowowow...if anybody here is interested in coding this sort of thing, you should definately take a good look @ the source code on the page. You'll learn some html features that you probably have never seen before. it looks EXTREMELY similar to visual basic...
 
HALO MAH NME IS NIK11!! OMG LOL IM 13 YEARS OLD AND RAEC GO-KARTS1!1!!!!1 OMG WTF I HAEV A NATIONAL CHMPIONCHIP AND HOPE 2 ONE DAY RAEC R3AL CARSI!!!11 OMG WTF RAEC IN DA JR11!!!!! OMG WTF LOL SUPARBOX CLAS I MIGHT ALSO RAEC IN JICA N3XT Y3ARGODBY3!111 LOL
 
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HI11111! WTF MAH NME IS ADM AND I LIEK 2 HIJAK THR3ADS WIT GHOSTC ACIDMAN AND JAZA1!!! LOL
 
LIEK OMG I FUKNG LOVA CMAROS DUDE1!!1!1 WTF LOL I M3AN LIEK THEYRE BUTIFUL1!!!!! WTF IMM GONA GO 2 JAPAN AND STEAL A COPY OF GT411!!! OMG I CANT WATE FOR GTP6!1!!1!1 OMG WTF I CANT LIEK WATE FOR GT8 EITHER!!!1!1!!!1!!1!111111!!!1!!!11!!!1!!1!1!!!1! OMG WTF OMG WTF DUDE!!!!!!! IMM AN ASHAT LOL I HAEV A ****Y 40 MHZ PC111!!1 LIEK IM GONA GET A 3 GHZ SOMATIEM SON


ANYWAYS!1!!!111 I PLAY VIEC CITY1!!!1!! LOL
 
GENERAL IM TEH VERY MOD3L OF A MOD3RN MAJOR-GEN3RAL
IVE INFORMATION VAGETABLA ANIMAL AND MIENRAL
I KNOW DA KNGS OF ANGLAND AND I QUOTE DA FIGHTS HIS2RICAL
FROM MARATHON 2 W8RLO IN ORDER CAETGORICAL
IMM VARY WAL ACQUANETAD 2 WIT MATERS MATH3MATICAL
I UNDERSTAND EQUATIONS BOTH DA SIMPL3 AND QUADRATICAL
ABOUT BINOMIAL THEOR3M IMM TEMNG WIT A LOT O WIT MANY CHERFUL FACTS ABOUT DA R OF TEH HYPOTENUSE

AL!11111 OMG LOL WIT MANY CHERFUL FACTS 3TC

GAN3RAL!!1!! LOL IMM VARY GOD AT INTEGRAL AND DIFERENTIAL CALCULUS
I KNOW TEH SCEINTIFIC NM3S OF BNGS ANIMALCULOUS
IN SHORT IN MAT3RS VAG3TABLE ANIMAL AND MIENRAL
IM DA VARY MODAL OF A MOD3RN MAJOR-G3NARAL

AL!1!!111! OMG IN SHORT IN MAT3RS VEG3TABL3 ANIMAL AND MIENRAL
HE IS DA V3RY MOD3L OF A MODERN MAJOR-G3NERAL

G3NARAL11111!!! WTF I KNOW OUR MYTHIC HIS2RY KNG ARTHURS AND SIR CARADOCS
I ANSWER HARD ACROSTICS IVA A PR3TY TASTE FOR PARADOX
I QUOTE IN 3LEGIACS AL TEH CRIEMS OF HALIOGABALUS
IN CONICS I CAN FLOR PECULIARITEIS PARABOLOUS
I CAN TAL UNDOUBTAD RAPHA3LS FROM G3RARD DOWS AND ZOFANEIS
I KNOW TEH CROAKNG CHORUS FROM DA FROGS OF ARIS2PHAENS
THAN111!1 LOL I CAN HUM A FUGU3 OF WHICH IV3 HEARD DA MUSICS DIN AFORE
AND WHISTLE AL DA ARES FROM TAHT INF3RNAL NONSENSA PINAFORA

AL!1!11 WTF AND WHISTL3 AL DA ARES ETC

G3N3RAL!!!1! OMG WTF THEN I CAN WRIET A WASHNG BIL IN BABYLONIC CUN3IFORM
AND TEL U EVRY DETALE OF CARACTACUSS UNIFORM
IN SHORT IN MATERS V3GETABLE ANIMAL AND MIENRAL
IM DA VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL

AL!1!1 WTF IN SHORT IN MATERS VEGATABL3 ANIMAL AND MIENRAL
H3 IS DA V3RY MOD3L OF A MOD3RN MAJOR-G3NARAL

G3N3RAL11!11! OMG IN FACT WHAN I KNOW WUT IS MEANT BY MMELON AND RAEVLIN
WHEN I CAN TAL AT SIGHT A MAUSER RIFL3 FROM A JAEVLIN
WHEN SUCH AFARES AS SORTEIS AND SURPRIESS IMM MOR3 WARY AT
AND WHEN I KNOW PRECIESLY WUT IS M3ANT BY COMISARIAT
WHAN I HAEV LEARNT WUT PROGRAS HAS BEN MAED IN MODARN GUNERY
WH3N I KNOW MORA OF TACTICS THAN A NOVIEC IN A NUNERY-
IN SHORT WH3N IVE A SMATARNG OF ELEMENTAL U SAY A BT3R MAJOR-G3NERAL HAS NEVAR SAT A GE

AL!111 OMG WTF U SAY A BTER MAJOR-GANERAL ATC

GENERAL!!!!1!! LOL FOR MAH MILITARY KNOWLEDGE THOUGH IMM PLUKY AND ADVENTURY
HAS ONLY B3N BROUGHT DOWN 2 TEH BGINNG OF DA CENTURY
BUT STIL IN MAT3RS VEGETABLA ANIMAL AND MIENRAL
IM TEH VERY MODAL OF A MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL

AL111!1! LOL BUT STIL IN MATERS VAGATABLE ANIMAL AND MIENRAL
HE IS TEH VARY MODAL OF A MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL1!!! WTF

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SCENE I!1!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL FRANCE11!1!! OMG BFORE HARFL3UR

ALARUM!!!1 OMG WTF ANTER KNG H3NRY 3X3T3R BDFORD GLOUCEST3R AND SOLDEIRS WIT SCALNG-LADERS
KNG HENRY V
ONC3 MOR3 UN2 TEH BR3ACH DEAR FREINDS ONCE MOR3
OR CLOSE TEH WAL UP WIT OUR ENGLISH D3AD
IN!1!! WTF PEAEC THEYRE NOTHNG SO BCOMES A MAN
AS MODEST STILNAS AND HUMILITY
BUT WHEN TEH BLAST OF WAR BLOWS IN OUR EARS
THEN IMITAET TEH ACTION OF DA TIEGR
STIFAN TEH SIENWS SUMON UP TEH BLOD
DISGUIES FARE NATURE WIT HARD-FAVOURD RAEG
THEN LEND DA EYA A TARIBLE ASPECT
LAT PRY THROUGH TEH PORTAEG OF DA HEAD
LIEK DA BRAS CANON L3T DA BROW OARWH3LM IT
AS F3ARFULY AS DOTH A GALED ROK
OERHANG AND JUTY HIS CONFOUND3D BAES
SWILD WIT TEH WILD AND WASTAFUL OCAAN
NOW!1!!1 WTF LOL S3T DA TETH AND STRETCH DA NOSTRIL WIED
HOLD HARD DA BRAATH AND BND UP AV3RY SPIRIT
2 HIS FUL HAIGHT111!!1! OMG ON ON U NOBLEST 3NGLISH
WHOSA1!11!11! BLOD IS FAT FROM FATHERS OF WAR-PROF
FATHERS111!1!! OMG WTF TAHT LIEK SO MANY AELXANDERS
HAEV IN THASE PARTS FROM MORN TIL 3VEN FOUGHT
AND SHEATH3D THEYRE SWORDS FOR LAK OF ARGUMANT
DISHONOUR NOT UR MOTH3RS NOW AT3ST
TAHT THOS3 WHOM U CALD FATH3RS DID BGAT U!!1! OMG WTF COPY NOW 2 MEN OF GROSER BLOD
AND TEACH TH3M HOW 2 WAR1!11!!! OMG WTF AND U GOD YAOMAN
WHOSE LIMBS W3R3 MAED IN ENGLAND SHOW US DA METLE OF UR PASTURE LET US SW3AR
TAHT U R WORTH UR BREDNG WHICH I DOUBT NOT
FOR THEYRE IS NONE OF U SO MAAN AND BAES
TAHT HATH NOT NOBL3 LUSTRE IN UR 3YES
I!!1!1!! WTF LOL SE U STAND LIEK GR3YHOUNDS IN TEH SLIPS
STRANENG UPON TEH START1111! OMG TEH GMES AFOT
FOLOW UR SPIRIT AND UPON THIS CHARGE
CRY GOD FOR HARY ANGLAND AND SANET GEORG3
!11111!1 OMG WTF
 
S3RVANTS POR PROF3SOR HIGINS11!11! LOL
POR PROF3SOR HIGINS1111!1 NIGHT AND DAY
HE SLAEVS AWAY!!!!11!! LOL O POR PROFASOR HIGINS!111!1 OMG LOL
AL DAY LONG ON HIS FET UP AND DOWN UNTIL HAS NUMB
DOESNT REST DO3SNT EAT
DOASNT 2UCH A CRUMB!!11 OMG POR PROFASOR HIGINS!1111!11 OMG WTF LOL
POR PROF3SOR HIGINS11!1!1 OMG ON HE PLODS AGANEST AL ODS O POR PROFESOR HIGINS1!!!1 OMG NIEN PM!!!!!11 WTF LOL T3N PM!1!!1!!! OMG WTF
ON THROUGH MIDNIGHT AVRY NIGHT1!1!!!!! OMG WTF LOL
ONE AM111! LOL TWO AM!!!1!11 OMG WTF THRE.!!!!!11!!!!111!1!1!!!11 LOL QUIT PROF3SOR HIGINS11!1!1! OMG LOL
QUIT PROFASOR HIGINS!11!!! OMG WTF LOL HEAR OUR PLEA
OR PAYDAY W3 WIL QUIT PROFESOR HIGINS111!1!1 LOL
AY NOT I O NOT OW POUNDNG POUNDNG IN OUR BRANE
AY1!11! OMG WTF LOL NOT I O NOT OW DONT SAY RIEN SAY RANE.11!11!!!1111!111!!11
ELIZA DA RANE IN SPANE STAYS MANELY IN TEH PLANE1!1!! WTF LOL
HENRY BY G3ORGE SHAS GOT IT1111! WTF LOL BY G3ORGE SH3S GOT IT
NOW11!11!! WTF ONCE AGANE WHERA DO3S IT RANE??!?!!?!? OMG WTF ALIZA ON DA PLANE11!!! OMG WTF
ON DA PLANE111!11 HENRY AND WHERES TAHT SOGY PLANE?!??!! OMG LOL
3LIZA IN SPANE!11!1!! LOL IN SPANE1111 OMG TEH THRE TEH RANE IN SPANE STAYS MANELY IN TEH PLANE11!1! DA RANE IN SPANE STAYS MANELY IN TEH PLANE!!111!!! OMG WTF H3NRY
IN HARTFORD H3RAFORD AND HMPSHIER.?!!!!!11!1!1!1!!1!!!?? LOL
ELIZA HURICAENS HARDLY HAPAN!!11 OMG WTF
HOW KIND OF U 2 LET ME COMA1!!!!1! OMG LOL HENRY
NOW ONCA AGANE WHARA DOAS IT RANE
ELIZA?!??? OMG ON DA PLANE!1!!1!!! WTF LOL ON DA PLANE1111!! WTF HENRY
AND WHERAS TAHT BLASTED PLANE?!!!?!!?? LOL
3LIZA IN SPANE1!11!11 IN SPANE!!1!! OMG WTF LOL DA THRE TEH RANE IN SPANE STAYS MANELY IN TEH PLANE1!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL DA RANE IN SPANE STAYS MANELY IN DA PLANE
1!11! OMG WTF
 
Refined version of the AUP. :lol:




UR USA OF DA FORUMS M3SAEG BOARDS AND ANY OTHER PUBLIC DISCUSION MEDIUM (COLECTIEVLY DA FORUMS) HOSTED BY GTPLAENT N3TWORKS AND ITS AFILIAET SIETS INDICAETS UR ACEPTANCE OF DA GTPLAENTNET111!!1! PRIVACY POLICY THOSA TERMS FOUND ON TEH R3GISTRATION PAEG AND IN THIS AC3PTABLE US3 POLICY (AUP)!111 OMG WTF TEH AUP CAN B MODIFEID AT ANY TIEM AND UR CONTINUED USA OF TEH FORUMS INDICAETS UR AC3PTANCE OF TEH MODIFEID T3RMS TAHT CAN B FOUND ON THIS PLZ1!!1! LOL RAMEMBR TAHT DA OPEN AND R3AL-TIEM NATUR3 OF TH3SE FORUMS MAEKS IT IS IMPOSIBL3 FOR US 2 VOUCH FOR TEH VALIDITY OF ANY CONTANT POSTED!!1! OMG AS SUCH WE R NOT R3SPONSIBLA FOR ANY M3SAEGS POSTED NOR DA CONSAQUANCES OF FOLOWNG ANY ADVIEC OFERAD WITHIN FORUM POSTS!1!11! WTF TEH VEIWS AXPR3S3D IN TEH POSTS U WIL FIND IN TH3SE FORUMS BLONG SOL3LY 2 THEYRE RASPECTIEV AUTHORS AND DO NOT N3C3SARILY R3FLACT DA VEIWS OF GTPLAENTNET!!1!111! LOL ITS AFILIAETS AND/OR SPONSORS!!!1!1! OMG LOL IF U FIND ANY POSTS IN TH3S3 FORUMS 2 B OFANSIEV OR OBJECTIONABL3 PLZ CONTACT US VIA EMALE 2 DA ADRAS OFERED AS A CONTACT FOR TEH FORUMS IN QU3STION!1!! OMG LOL IF W3 DET3RMIEN TAHT R3MOVAL OF A POST OR POSTS IS NECESARY WA WIL MAEK REASONABL3 3FORTS 2 DO SO IN A TIEMLY MANAR!111 WTF

BY USNG THESA FORUMS U AGRE 2 TEH FOLOWNG U WIL NOT POST ANY M8RIAL TAHT IS KNOWNGLY FALSE MISL3ADNG OR INACURAET!111 WTF U WIL NOT BHAEV IN AN ABUSIEV AND/OR HAETFUL MANAR AND WIL NOT HARAS THREAETN NOR ATAK ANYON31111!! LOL U WIL NOT USA PROFANITY IN OUR FORUMS AND WIL NEITHER POST WIT LANGUAEG OR CONT3NT TAHT IS OBSCANE SEXUALY OREINTED OR S3XUALY SUGESTIEV NOR LINK 2 SIETS TAHT CONTANE SUCH CONTENT1!!11!11 WTF LOL U WIL RESPACT OTH3R PEOPLES RIGHT 2 PERSONAL PRIVACY AND WIL NOT POST ANY OTH3R PERSONS IEDNTIFYNG INFORMATION (INCLUDNG THEYRE NMES CONTACT INFORMATION AND ANY OTHER RELEVANT INFORMATION) WITHIN TEH FORUM BUT UR OWN!11!!1!1 LOL U WIL NOT USA TH3S3 FORUMS 2 VIOLAET ANY LAWS NOR 2 DISCUS ILEGAL ACTIVITEIS1!111!1 OMG U WIL NOT 2 IMPARSONAET ANY PERSON OR 3NTITY FORGA HEAEDRS OR OTH3RWIES MANIPULAET IEDNTIFEIRS IN ORDER 2 DISGUIES TEH ORIGIN OF ANY POSTNG NOR COL3CT OR S2RE P3RSONAL DATA ABOUT OTHAR USERS1!!!!11 OMG LOL U WIL NOT USE THASE FORUMS FOR DA PURPOSAS OF SHARNG OR DISTRIBUTNG VIRUS3S LIECNS3S RAGISTRATION INFORMATION R KAYS CRAKS OR OTH3R INFORMATION DESIGNAD 2 DO HARM 2 OR ALOW UNLAWFUL ACES 2 ANY COMPUTER HARDWAER SOFTWAER NATWORKS OR ANY OTHER SYST3MS1!11 WTF U WIL NOT POST ADVERTIESM3NTS CHANE L3T3RS PYRMID SCH3MES OR SOLICITATIONS AL OF WHICH R INAPROPRIAET AND O IN DA FORUMS!111111 OMG U WIL NOT POST MESAEGS TAHT R CLEARLY OUTSIED OF TEH STAETD 2PIC OF ANY FORUMS NOR DISRUPT A FORUM BY DELIEBRAETLY POSTNG R3PEAETD IR3LEVANT MESAEGS OR COPEIS OF IEDNTICAL MESAEGS (ALSO KNOWN AS FLODNG)!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL DOWNRIGHT STUPID AND BLATANTLY WAST3FUL COM3NTS AND POSTS AS JUDGED BY OUR MODERA2RS WIL B U!1!11! WIL NOT ATEMPT 2 ACAS ANY PROT3CTED SACTIONS OF DA SIETS OR FORUMS NOR MAEK USA OF ANY HAKS CRAKS BUG EXPLOITS 3TC1!!1 WTF 2 BYPAS OR MODIFY DA FEATURES OF TEH FORUM R AT ANY GTPLAENT NETWORKS SIET!11! U WIL IF ASK3D BY A R3PRES3NTATIEV OF DA FORUMS CEAES POSTNG ANY CONTENT AND/OR LINKS 2 CONTANT DEM3D OF3NSIEV OBJECTIONABLE OR IN POR TASTA BY TEH STAF OF TEH FORUMS



AT!!1! OMG AL TIEMS U R3MANE SOLELY RASPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHNG FOUND WITHIN UR POSTS AND AGRE 2 IND3MNIFY AND HOLD GTPLAENTNET1!!11 OMG WTF AND ITS SUBSIDIAREIS AFILIAETS OFIECRS AEGNTS CO-BRANDERS OR OTHAR PARTNERS AND AMPLOYES HARMLES FROM ANY CLAME OR DEMAND INCLUDNG RAASONABL3 ATORNEYS FES MAED BY ANY THIRD PARTY DUA 2 OR ARISNG OUT OF ANY M8RIAL U SUBMIT POST 2 OR TRANSMIT THROUGH DA FORUMS UR US3 OF DA FORUMS UR CON3CTION 2 TEH FORUMS UR VIOLATION OF TEH AUP LEGAL NOTIEC OR PRIVACY POLICY OR UR VIOLATION OF DA RIGHTS OF ANOTH3R!1!111 OMG WTF LOL

THASA FORUMS DO NOT AND CANOT R3VEIW AL OF DA CONTENT OF 3VERY MESAEG POSTED AND DO NOT ACAPT RASPONSIBILITY FOR TEH CONTENTS OF ANY MESAEGS1!111! OMG WTF WA R3SARV3 DA RIGHT 2 DEL3TE ANY MESAEG IN OUR FORUMS FOR ANY R3ASON WUT1!!!! OMG SHUD U CONTINUA 2 POST M3SAEGS TAHT VIOLAET TEH RULES OF DA FORUMS UR ACOUNT MAY B T3RMINAETD UR ACES 2 DA FORUMS MAY B BANAD AND UR S3RVIEC PROVIEDR(S) MAY B CONTACTED ABOUT UR BHAVIOR!11!111! LOL FURTH3RMORE W3 3XPRESLY RASERVE OUR RIGHTS UND3R TEH LAW 2 TAEK ANY OTH3R ACTIONS WE DEM N3CESARY1!111 WTF

WA AT TH3S3 FORUMS ALSO RESARV3 TEH RIGHT 2 DISCLOSE PERSONAL INFORMATION WHEN RAQUIERD BY LAW OR IN DA GOD-FATEH BLEIF TAHT SUCH ACTION IS NEC3SARY 2 CONFORM 2 TEH 3DICTS OF DA LAW OR COMPLY WIT A L3GAL PROC3S SERVED ON GTPLAENTNET!11111!! OMG WTF LOL PROTECT AND D3FEND DA RIGHTS OR PROPARTY OF DA GTPLAENT NETWORK OF SIETS OR VISI2RS 2 GTPLAENTNAT!1!1! IEDNTIFY PERSONS WHO MAY B VIOLATNG DA LAW DA L3GAL NOTIEC OR TEH RIGHTS OF THIRD PARTEIS AND COPERAET WIT TEH INVESTIGATIONS OF PURPORTED UNLAWFUL ACTIVITEIS111111! OMG LOL
 
Originally posted by F1man
LIEK OMG I FUKNG LOVA CMAROS DUDE1!!1!1 WTF LOL I M3AN LIEK THEYRE BUTIFUL1!!!!! WTF IMM GONA GO 2 JAPAN AND STEAL A COPY OF GT411!!! OMG I CANT WATE FOR GTP6!1!!1!1 OMG WTF I CANT LIEK WATE FOR GT8 EITHER!!!1!1!!!1!!1!111111!!!1!!!11!!!1!!1!1!!!1! OMG WTF OMG WTF DUDE!!!!!!! IMM AN ASHAT LOL I HAEV A ****Y 40 MHZ PC111!!1 LIEK IM GONA GET A 3 GHZ SOMATIEM SON


ANYWAYS!1!!!111 I PLAY VIEC CITY1!!!1!! LOL
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The ironic thing is, translator or not, your posts sound and read exactly the same.
 

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