They
all sucked.
Then only good part of Tokyo Drift was Rhys Millen's driving. Wonderful drifting. And the acting wasn't as terrible as 2F2F... But seriously, the rest of the movie is pure garbage.
There are bits of road-wisdom in FnF that will probably haunt me for the rest of my life...
FnF:
1. hitting nitrous can blow the welds in your intake manifold.
2. SR20s go into Integras. Never mind the perfectly useable B18s they already come with.
3. Shooting a car with nitrous injection blows it up in technicolor.
4. Two ten second cars need nearly one minute to cover a quarter-mile.
2F2F
...forget enumeration... the whole movie was a disaster.
FnF3 TD
1. Continues the long and illustrious tradition of having a good ol' American homeboy fighting it out with devious "foreigners" (FnF - Chinese, 2F2F - Colombians, TD - Japanese gangstas! Wow!)... was I the only person who noticed the only non-criminal... well... non-gangster characters were all American? Mind-boggling!
2. Juvenile Delinquent with counts of destruction of property against him... allowed to leave the country? To go to Tokyo? Damn, I should break stuff more often.
3. Of course, the good ol' American homeboy
always has to have a black sidekick. That's keeping it real, yo.
4. Acceleration due to gravity = 9.8 m/s. Acceleration due to drifting = 100 times that. Otherwise, how do you get to the bottom of the mountain faster than the guy that fell off the mountain in front of you?
FnF4 (and I haven't even watched it yet!)
1. Apparently, even a dualie can drive faster than a big rig while in reverse. Wow.
... I'm sure I'll find more to complain about when I do watch it. I won't bother going to the cinema for this one, but since Vinnie is in it, and there's a rare Ford RS200 in it somewhere, I might watch it on video just to see those parts.