The Funny Screenshot Thread

[TB]

 

[GT Sport]

 

[Spacegoat]

 

[Obelisk]

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How stupid does someone have to be to not realize that they have to peel the shell off?

 

[Kkj10]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Danoff]

Why would a 35 year old who makes 40k/yr need to have 80k saved while a 35 year old who makes 200k/year needs to have 400k saved? I'm at an almost complete loss as to how that makes sense. It would be driven a lot by when and how you'd like to be retired. Also a shotgun is not the best way to kill yourself. Run your car in your garage.

 

[W3H5]

Also a shotgun is not the best way to kill yourself.

It worked for Kurt.

 

[Chrunch Houston]

The best way is helium and a plastic bag.

 

[Danoff]

The best way is helium and a plastic bag.

Who wants to go out sounding like the bad guy in roger rabbit?

 

[TexRex]

Who wants to go out sounding like the bad guy in roger rabbit?

Definitely not me. I'm still pretty set on the pack of rabid deer. "Did you hear about that poor schmuck?"

 

[Minty]

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Putting "Mc" infront of every noun was my favorite thing to do at McDonalds. It's the only thing that helped me keep my McSanity in that McHellhole.

 

[Lizard]

Putting "Mc" infront of every noun was my favorite thing to do at McDonalds. It's the only thing that helped me keep my McSanity in that McHellhole.

You weren't a happy meal then?

 

[Cowboy]

It appears that a local school is for sale, and for a steal!

By far the best thing I've read all day

 

[TB]

It appears that a local school is for sale, and for a steal!

I have $9 if you want to go halfsies.

 

[Roo]

 

[Spacegoat]

 

[Beeblebrox237]

Also a shotgun is not the best way to kill yourself. Run your car in your garage.

Apparently that's not the case with modern cars, they don't produce enough CO to be very effective.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Apparently that's not the case with modern cars, they don't produce enough CO to be very effective.

Try a Volkswagen instead?

 

[Beeblebrox237]

Try a Volkswagen instead?

NOx, not CO.

 

[Danoff]

Apparently that's not the case with modern cars, they don't produce enough CO to be very effective.

If you can't afford shotgun shells you probably can't afford a modern car.

 

[Beeblebrox237]

If you can't afford shotgun shells you probably can't afford a modern car.

Only in the US

 

[Dennisch]

 

[TB]

 

[Dennisch]

You're not supposed to stir-fry boerenkool. You mash it with potatoes and add some jus and a rookworst.

n00b.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

 

[Flex0r]

 

[TexRex]

 

[W3H5]

I can’t be the only one who initially read “the rapist” in this post...

 

[TexRex]

I can’t be the only one who initially read “the rapist” in this post...

I'm sure Sean Connery did as well.