The Insane Club.

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I took the motor carriage around the nurb... not that insane in retrospect but it felt pretty pointless at the time considering how long it took me. My persistence was irrational and really not "sane" behaviour. I can get obsessed about non-important tasks like this from time to time and don't ever stop until I've completed that task (no matter how stupid).

I randomly decided to drink 2 bottles of rum and act like a pirate non-stop over a full weekend (it wasn't international talk like a pirate day or anything and I hadn't seen any pirate references to get the idea from anything either). I did not break character and went out to restaurants etc. Many people got very freaked out and literally thought I had gone insane, which could quite easily be the case.

I have crossed busy roads whilst still asleep, thinking that I was dreaming and if I hit a car I would simply wake up in bed like I had had a bad dream (not really get hurt). But I went and bought milk for breakfast whilst completely asleep and it was there in my fridge when I "woke up" and got out of bed - with dirt all over my feet from the road...

I have gone to school when I was a young kid MANY times still in my sleeping attire, and once only noticed at lunchtime!

I always get a knife out to supposedly eat cereal with, or a spoon to eat toast with.

Jumped off the roof as a very young kid thinking I could fly (I was wearing a batman costume - ironically batman can't fly anyway). That really hurt.

Have gone to get a glass of water from the kitchen whilst a mate had a girl over. The only problem was that I'd just woken up and was completely nude. I totally thought I had boxers on because I usually did whilst sleeping. VERY hard to explain your way out of trouble there.

Can't think of any more right now, but I assure you, there are loads of stupid or borderline nut-job things I have done.


Edit: Oh. Setting up my guitar and amp whilst at high school as part of the WRONG school's stage band! I was so nervous about the performance that I didn't even notice that all the kids in the band were the WRONG kids! Man was that embarrassing.
 
What about endoing my bike into a car at school in the rain?
I've also sleepwalked into the fridge at 5 AM. Luckily my mom woke up and went to eat breakfast and found me there like a minute later. Good thing i was wearing my jacket. The only way i fit was because the refridgerator was brand new and most of the glass shelves weren't installed yet.
I also microwaved my copy of GT4 after pulling an all nighter thinking it was a croissant.
Does that count?
 
When I was younger the kid nextdoor played baseball for this rich kid private school. They were our rivals. He used to talk **** to me all the time and do stupid burnouts and **** in his new bmw down our street where little kids played...Anyways, kid beaned me during our baseball game. I charged the mound and tagged the kid in the chest with my bat. All hell broke loose and I ended up getting a broken nose from kids dad tackling me.
The kid next door ended up with two broken ribs and a broken wrist from curling up like a little ***** when I hit him. I got kicked off the team and suspended from school for awhile, the neighbors moved a week later because of matching restraining orders given out (among other things)...hahahah

I have a really bad temper, but this was the only time Ive really lost it. Believe me when I say this kid had it coming..
 
TVRKing
I was having some cereal this morning and I started shaking the milk, without realising that the lid wasn't on properly. :dunce:

You can probably guess what happened.
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Did that with Orange Juice once. Everthing was sticky including my hair. Another time I dropped a two liter bottle of Dr. Pepper picked it up opened it real fast and got a shower of it as a result of my stupidity.


Edit: THought of a few more.


I used to endo on my bike by puuting my foot on the tire cuz my fronts bakes suck. So I went to do this in front of some girls and was going full speed when I put my foot on the tire. I ended up doing a complete front flip and landed on my knee which was completely a scab later.

Few weeks later crashed into a parked truck while looking back to see where my friend was. Would have hit the truck if the god damn road didn't turn.

When I was smaller I'd carry the remote off with me when I was done watching T.V. and tell my dad I didn't know what happened to it later whan he couldn't find it.

I drank tabasco sauce and lemon juice the other day. My mouth and lips burned for three hours.

I'll go upstairs looking for something and go to the wrong room and forget what I was looking for.
 
Oh man. I should be in. Thanks to drugs, i've done some stupid stuff. Like poured myself a glass of milk, put the glass of milk in the cupboard (not the one where we keep the cups) and the milk carton in the cereal cupboard and went back upstairs, only to come down later and have my mom laugh at me cause she had watched the whole thing. Lit 3 smokes, one after another and put em in the ashtray, then wondered who was smokin the other 2 smokes. Too many times i've cracked open a beer and lit a smoke, and ashed my smoke into my freshly opened beer, then later in the night, drank from that beer. Theres too many to list. Hope I made the club.
 
James2097
Jumped off the roof as a very young kid thinking I could fly (I was wearing a batman costume - ironically batman can't fly anyway). That really hurt.
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Sigged :lol:!!
 
Some of these are getting pretty stupid and I have a hard time believing that you guys are making up ****. :odd:

If this really is true you might want to consider checking in a mental institution. :dopey:
 
VIPFREAK
Some of these are getting pretty stupid and I have a hard time believing that you guys are making up ****. :odd:

If this really is true you might want to consider checking in a mental institution. :dopey:
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Like????? So far I've seen stuff that seems like normal stupidity or insanity.
 
Raghavan
I also microwaved my copy of GT4 after pulling an all nighter thinking it was a croissant.
Does that count?
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:odd: Who does that? Other than this spaz apparently...

BTW, I've done many all-nighters and haven not done stupid ****.

Jetboys427
Stepping sideways off a ladder only to find air.
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At the time this also sounded made up but I wasn't thinking of how tall the ladder was, I've stepped off the side of one at a small distance.
 
I was watching the Notebook.

And started laughing hilariously at the point in the movie where she had bobby pins in her hair and her mouth thinking she unpinned a grenade LOL
 
Okay, my last attempt to make the Insane Club.

Does running round town with mates, going to McDaonalds and walking around Tesco at 11pm all dressed in very tight fitting super Hero costumes qualify?
 
Yes....disturbing....immature, maybe. Insane? No.

This thread has grown quite nicely!



....Live well and grow fat....
 
I put a teaspoon of sugar in my glass of milk when I was having breakfast once - I thought it would make it taste better. :dunce:

Obviously, it didn't.

(I was about 9 or so at the time)
 
ExigeExcel
Okay, my last attempt to make the Insane Club.

Does running round town with mates, going to McDaonalds and walking around Tesco at 11pm all dressed in very tight fitting super Hero costumes qualify?
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:lol:

Not a very good mental picture. :scared:
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: ^^^^^^^^^


I grabbed an extension cord by the spot where two came together. They were both covered in wet mud and I was quite shocked at the result of touching that mud.

pun intended.
 
Bee
Back when it was cool to act like those prunes from Jackass I had a paint can dropped on my balls.

Does that count?
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I dressed up like Partyboy once...if your's counts, so does mine.....
 
VIPFREAK
:odd: Who does that? Other than this spaz apparently...

BTW, I've done many all-nighters and haven not done stupid ****.



At the time this also sounded made up but I wasn't thinking of how tall the ladder was, I've stepped off the side of one at a small distance.
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Hey man, i was half asleep. I put it in the fridge a couple hours before for some reason and then microwaved it.
 
Dude.. I am the ultimate for this club.

c'mon its me. If I had a chance I'd go cow-tipping in the nude. but one thing I've done was throw away a perfectly good sandwhich and try to eat the plastic baggie it was in.
 
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