The lamest joke you'll ever read...

[-Fred-]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuffed down his pants. The bartender says, "You know you got a steering wheel down the front of your pants?"



The pirate answers, "Aye! It's drivin' me nuts!"

 

[Concept]

Corny as hell, but funny.

 

[Race Idiot]

Well I kinda sniggered.

Edit: Damn stupid swear filter

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

heh

 

[Kelly]

 

[CDailey]

 

[BigJamesGTI]

Two moths sat on a wall right? One moth says to the other
"Oh Im off"
but you gotta say "moth" instead of "Im off" - you gotta go
"Im oth"
and you gotta say "moff" instead of "moth" !!!
crap eh ?? !!
I just read that and got confused but it makes sense
I think ?

 

[milefile]

Best joke I've heard in a while. A real LOL. I pictured the pirate from the Simpsons.

 

[Cobraboy]

Haha <~ Laughter.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Originally posted by BigJamesGTI
Two moths sat on a wall right? One moth says to the other
"Oh Im off"
but you gotta say "moth" instead of "Im off" - you gotta go
"Im oth"
and you gotta say "moff" instead of "moth" !!!
crap eh ?? !!
I just read that and got confused but it makes sense
I think ?

 

[Spock]

that was sooo lame,.........................., i laghed

 

[BigJamesGTI]

Originally posted by Attila_Da_Hun

ha !!! It deserves a few I spose !!!