SavageEvil
Lol, hey we all can disagree, one man's trash is another mans gold. That said, I find the Cobra, to be fun, but ultimately it's pretty much trash, lol. Handles like it's riding on bacon fat, it's a nifty lil car though.
Certainly we can disagree. And when someone says "I don't like (a particular) car", there's really no way to dispute that anymore than saying I don't like brown.
However..... this is a different matter.
When you say it handles like it's riding on bacon fat, what are the conditions? What track are you referring to? What sort of mods? What tires? What controls are you using?
These are all important. I can assure you, it's not the car.
Here's why I say that - in another thread, someone was comparing the stock 04 NSX to the stock 02 STi. He chose Tsukuba for his track. I had to learn the track, but I got used to it pretty quickly. The thread starter managed a time in the 1:05s. I managed to get 1:03.849 in the NSX, bone stock, same tires. Please don't mistake that, I am not making comments on anyone else's ability. Simply trying to indicate that I am competent when it comes to driving in this game, and also show the best time I could manage with a car that few would say was crap. Hell, I really dislike hondas, and even I have to acknowledge the balance and ability of that car.
Now, that said. I took my Cobra, and went to Set B, which set everything to stock. (there is no weight redux, and no permanent engine mods either)
I took it to Tsukuba to see what's what. To be totally honest, I did not recall the stock handling of the car since I've been running a tuned suspension for so long.
My first lap I ran a 1:03. Then I ran a 1:02, then I messed up a bit by braking too late for turn 1 and had a slight off on turn 2. I still ran a 1:03. On lap for, I got across the line in 1:00.864
If it was on N3s, it would have been very scary indeed. (also Scaff, give that a try, if you aren't very careful, you'll spin. The power and savagery is there. Go over 20mph and you really have to respect that beast)
On S2s, it had good braking, but could lock them up easily, so turning under extreme braking didn't work very well. It just created understeer. But, if you didn't lock the brakes, it stopped very quickly.
The power is brutal, and this leads to problem number 2 - perception. It feels like it has bad understeer. It doesn't. The problem is you go from zero to mach 2 in a heart beat, so you are going so fast on corner entry that you end up scrubbing. Any car will do that if going fast enough. Few cars *can* go fast enough from turn to turn like this car. Couple that with the fact that this makes you stand on the brakes and you compound the issue.
If you then get hard on the gas, that same power will make the car try to bite you. Or as Jeremy Clarkson once descrived the Ferrari 360 - "it becomes a small dog - spinning around your legs and wagging it's tail".
But.... if you ride that ragged edge, you get the rewards. Killer lap times, and often end up looking like Rhys Millen. lol
I've said it before, the Cobra is the epitomy of slow in, fast out. Drive it slow and careful enough, and you will find it has great cornering abilities.
I should mention that around the last turn, I not only was going fast than any other car I've tested on that track so far, but by briefly standing on the brakes and turning, I would flick the car into a slide, let off the brakes and gently power out of it. I was able to do between 75 and 80 mph around that corner. The C4 Grand Sport and NSX were doing those kinds of speeds through that corner (on the same tires).
Surely a car that can hang on in a turn as well as a C4 Grand Sport and/or 04 NSX can't be described as "riding on bacon fat".
Depending on the track, the mods, and the driving technique you are using, I'm sure I could help you get much more out of it.
EDIT -
Just for kicks I took it to it's old stomping grounds, Laguna Seca (for me that is, been tuning that car there ever since GT3).
Still in it's Set B, totally stock/default state (sans driver aids - I pretty much never use them). A quick check of the records board showed an Elise at #10 with a time in the mid 1:34s. Fairly impressive actually. Not too many cars get there, and none without mods. That Elise BTW, has 324 hp, the max I think. It also has S3 tires.
I thought there was no need to worry about reaching that sort of time, so I felt no need to find anything to delete (so as to save the times I cared about). I ran about 4 laps. The first one was about 1:36. Impressive in it's own right. But my last 2 laps were both in the 1:33s. First was .99x and the last was 1:33.336.
I know 1:32 is in that car. The last 90 degree turn was killing me, and on that last lap, I saw at least 2 places that I let it get a little too wild and slowed myself down.
FWIW, that puts it above a fairly modded 04 GTO, and .789 seconds away from a stock Ford GT. (which I find to be something of a wonder car with retro rockets for brakes)
Also, the Elise is 806 kilos, to the Cobra's 1068kg. Power to weight is *slightly* in the Cobra's favor (.8 lbs per hp better), but the Elise is 260 kilos lighter. That's about 572 lbs. Plus it has better balance.
(of course, it has to be said, driving the Elise would not wear you out. Driving the Cobra would. Severely. Not to mention fry your nerves from fear, knowing how close you are to the edge at any given instant. lol)