*The Quotes Thread*

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Originally posted by Talentless
"Hmm... I can touch my tongue to the tip of my nose. I'm pretty flexible, too.. don't know if that counts as being freaky, but there you have it." --TATINEE 💡 :fdevil: I mean
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:rotfl: I *am* an angel!!!!

Y'know.. Virginia Beach isn't that far from me. You better hush your mouth or I'll have to open a can of whoop you-know-what on you!! :lol:
 
Originally posted by Talentless
I am sure you are, but I was showing my thoughts. Not devilish, angelic.

Honest. :p
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*snickering* I've tricked another person into thinking I'm innocent.. hahahahahahahaha
 
CHINESE PROVERBS
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

******

Man who run in front of car get tired.

******

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

*******

Foolish man give wife grand piano...wise man give
wife upright organ.

******

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
going to Bangkok.

******

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

******

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

******

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

******

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

******

War does not determine who is right ... war
determine who is left.

******

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

******

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

******

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget
 
lol.. I had to think about that a few times. *smacking myself in the forehead*

I'll be in VA in two weeks.. gimme your address. 😈
 
Well, not Va anymore. Now I'm at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Just walk past the black limoes.
 
" Damn i underestimated MR P " :(


O.Z response at going 2-1 down in the O.Z v MR P comp :lol: :smilewink
 
Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message, at the beep, I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone...where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home! *BEEP*

-George's Answering Machine
 
"On the night Test faces Great One, this is what he'll see -- 12 sharpshooters stinging, 11 eyebrows raising, 10 spines a'bustin, nine noggins knocking, eight kicks a'kicking, seven punches punching, six suplexes smashing, five seconds of the people chanting The Rock's name ... four Rock Bottoms, three People's Elbows, on your two buck teeth, and an ass-kicking all over New Orleans!"

-The Rock
 
"Reasons it took me 20 years to win the Daytona 500

10. It took me 19 years to realize I had the emergency brake on.

9. Finally rotated and balanced my mustache.

8. Quit training with the Canadian snowboarding team.

7. Stopped letting my 300+ pound cousin Ricky ride shotgun.

6. New strategy: pretend I'm Dave driving home on the Merritt Parkway.

5. Who cares that it took me 20 years - at least my name isn't Dick Trickle.

4. Just figured out that if you mash the gas pedal all the way down, the car takes off like a son of a b*tch.

3. My new pit crew - The Spice Girls.

2. This year whenever I passed somebody I gave them the finger.


1. My secret to success: one can of motor oil in my engine, one can of motor oil in my pants! "

-Dale Earnhardt doing the Top Ten list on David Letterman.
 
"There's a man in black his name is Dale
He's fast as lightning and mean as hell
He's not afraid to bump and grind
If it means he can leave your butt behind

It's February in Rockingham
And that Goodwrench crew is ready to jam
As the number 'three moves through the field
Big Bobby Hamilton refuses to yeild

Coming out of turn four, what a sight to see
It was blue and red and Forty-three
But Earnhardt gave that Chevy the gas, and the 'three tried to pass
Petty said, "Hold on man." And Earnhardt said, "Watch this y'all."
Next thing ya know, the forty-three tagged the wall...

The man in black he flipped along
And drove as if he could do no wrong
Took the flag and pumped his fists
Petty's fans were really pissed.

The pressed caught Dale in Vict'ry Lane
And asked if he could please explain
"Well," Dale said, "I was racin' hard
I don't know what else to tell you, pard'."

All the crew at STP, was mad as mad could be
And lots of folks seemed surprised
That 'three car didn't get penalized
But NASCAR says it's just some hard racing
And that's the kind of stuff you're facing.

I guess some guys have all the luck
And sometimes life just seems to suck."

-From the Remembering Dale Earnhardt book
 
"It is God's job to forgive Osama bin Laden. It is our job to arrange a face to face meeting." -- Seen on Slashdot.org

~LoudMusic
 
"I am still enchanted by the light you brought to me
I still listen through your ears, through your eyes I can see"

U2 - Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of
 

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