*The Quotes Thread*

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"Live forever, or die in the attempt"
Joseph Heller

 

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"We make war [so] that we may live in peace"
Aristotle

 

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"I'm not sitting cos I'm not staying, I'm not eating cos I'm not hungry, I'm not watching the film cos I've already seen it...and I'm not scared of you - I just don't like you."
Christian Slater - True Romance

 

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"woman was God's second blunder"
Fredrich Neitzsche

 

[GVX]

"Doh!"

Homer Simpson

 

[GVX]

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get."

Homer Simpson

 

[GVX]

"Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!"

Homer Simpson

 

[GVX]

"I've been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary, with stuff that might give your kids nightmares. You see, there are some cry babies out there, religious types mostly, who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your set now. Come on! I dare ya! Buwack buck buck buck buck buck buck buck Buwack buck buck buck, Chicken!"

Homer Simpson

 

[GVX]

"Sorry Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!"

Homer Simpson

 

[NocturnalPS]

"BEER! The cause and solution to all of lifes little problems."

Homer Simpson

cant forget that one

 

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"The following story is true and by true I mean false. Its a lie, but its an entertaining lie and in the end isn't that the truth? The answer is No"
Leonard Nemoy - Simpsons

 

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"Who's my cream puff?"
Saddam to Satan - South Park the movie

 

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"Change ain't good Leon"
Tony - Leon

 

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"It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all"
Georges Courteline

 

[Mr P]

" I BOW DOWN TO GREATNESS "


=[ mr persistance ]

 

[Zero]

"Only the good games can play on 2000"

My uncle

 

[TAFJonathan]

"A moment enjoyed is not a moment wasted." or something to that effect -Jordan

 

[risingson77]

"You can use facts to prove anything even remotely true."

-Bart Simpson (I think)

 

[Concept]

"I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!"


-Leonardo DiCaprio

 

[risingson77]

"Whoa, I just saw Kate Winslet's t*ts on a GIGANTIC movie screen!"

-Me, during screening of Titanic

 

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dude if you liked that, then get WILD THINGS on video and you get to see Denise Richards' as well.

 

[Zero]

Orginally posted by Jordan

I agree 100% with all of this. Just DROP IT and MOVE ON!!!

 

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Originally posted by ZeroCool85


I agree 100% with all of this. Just DROP IT and MOVE ON!!! [/B]

 

[risingson77]

Originally posted by ZeroCool85


I agree 100% with all of this. Just DROP IT and MOVE ON!!! [/B]

Drop what? What did Jordan say?

BTW, I have been meaning to rent "Wild Things" for some time....have you seen "Starship Troopers"? The nudity (and there is quite a bit) is the only redeeming quality.

"Why?!! Why was I programmed to feel pain!?!!"

 

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Originally posted by risingson77


Drop what? What did Jordan say?

BTW, I have been meaning to rent "Wild Things" for some time....have you seen "Starship Troopers"? The nudity (and there is quite a bit) is the only redeeming quality.

"Why?!! Why was I programmed to feel pain!?!!"

Its about some retarded fued going on between Zero and Mr P I think. Somebody won't give it up and the big J man stepped in with the 'drop it'.

Wild things - waste no time, buy not rent. Well worth owning! But how could you dis Starship? That was a hoot. It was soooooooo tongue in cheek and very amusing! Nudity is always welcome, though preferably real life, onscreen is a bit of a distant second.

 

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but back to the issue at hand...

For all you West Coast boys:
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange"
Fred Allen

 

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"Dude, where's my car?"
Dude, where's my car

 

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"Remember, the force will be with you...always"
Obi Wan Kenobi

 

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"Say hello to my little friend!"
Scarface

 

[Zero]

"Baseball lie, man with four balls cannot walk!"

Confucius