The Random Story Thread

[oosacker]

One day, I decided to go out to town on my bicycle. I hopped on my RS SUPERSPORT GT25 bicycle and went out. Just then a dog came running at me....

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[Puffy]

so i kicked him in the face and his nose started to bleed, then some lady came out and.......

 

[oosacker]

realised it was my dad. He said

 

[whitez]

what are you doing....he raised a bat and....

 

[Klostrophobic]

....lubed it up with astroglide, then shoved it up his...

 

[oosacker]

...rectum for no apparent reason. I ran away towards...

 

[made in holland]

the transsexual prostitute and asked if i could have a.....

 

[sn00pie]

BJ

 

[bird2rock]

my request for a BJ was totally misunderstood, and OMG .......

 

[sn00pie]

I actually got one.

 

[made in holland]

So with my 2 new boobs from the BoobJob i went....

 

[TVRKing]

slightly queer

 

[whitez]

in the head

 

[Ryan2]

where my brain is

 

[whitez]

placed between my ears, and my ass.....

 

[TVRKing]

is huge

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

which reminds me of.....

 

[TVRKing]

2 badly parked VW beetles.

 

[sn00pie]

So I went out and...

 

[Klostrophobic]

...began to cry blood when Shakira came along and...

 

[TVRKing]

had plastic surgery

 

[sn00pie]

... on her ass and ...

 

[whitez]

now it looked like 2 tour buses on her ass..then i said.....

 

[sn00pie]

"Doug can't ship drugs well."

 

[whitez]

whose Doug? a person near by said

 

[Klostrophobic]

"But Shakira can." Then out of nowhere came Dikembe Mutombo...

 

[whitez]

*ok, i am now lost*

 

[1X83Z]

*but then suddenly you were found again*....

 

[Klostrophobic]

Someone said from the crowd of spectators that...

 

[Warped_Devotion]

this is crazy