The Random Story Thread

[Race Idiot]

where they met a dancing :banana: who said.....

 

[TVRKing]

Hi, fancy a Pizza?

 

[Race Idiot]

The Toca Race Idiot said "yes he did want a pizza" so the :banana: gave him a street pizza he said................

 

[TVRKing]

hold on, I'll just get some garlic bread.

 

[psonefreak]

the guy went into the back and came back. instead of garlic bread, he had...

 

[viperguy]

Rye bread...

 

[psonefreak]

The Toca Race Idiot was in shock. "Rye Bread?!?! I thought you was gonna get me some garlic bread!!" He pulled out his trusty...

 

[oosacker]

penis.

 

[psonefreak]

and pissed all over the guy. the guy then

 

[oosacker]

got naked

 

[psonefreak]

and pissed all over the Toca Race Idiot and his pizza.

 

[oosacker]

Then he woke up with a hangover

 

[psonefreak]

and began eating the pissy pizza

 

[Robin2]

that tasted like piss and smelt like

 

[oosacker]

a viscous coupling unit.

 

[psonefreak]

viscous coupling units were his fav food of course so he ate it despite the taste..

 

[Robin2]

and developed a nasty rash on his arsecrack. he preceded to eat some

 

[TVRKing]

Casserole

 

[Robin2]

which was full of

 

[TVRKing]

chicken

 

[Robin2]

penis. he chowed down on the chicken penis casserole and washed it down with a

 

[TVRKing]

Carlsberg

 

[Robin2]

that was actually a vanilla coke with vodka. after he had 10 of them he was very drunk and thought he'd

 

[TVRKing]

sleep it off

 

[oosacker]

only to find

 

[TVRKing]

His bed had been stolen.

 

[oosacker]

while he was sleeping in it.

 

[TVRKing]

When he woke up, he....

 

[oosacker]

found himself in a dodgy part of afghanistan

 

[TVRKing]

Where there were.....