The Random Story Thread

[Robin2]

with his mums name on it.

 

[TVRKing]

in his rucksack

 

[Robin2]

in the keg up his arse

 

[slip2rock]

when suddenly

 

[TVRKing]

his broomstick broke down

 

[Robin2]

he farted and painted the room with a shampoo like liquid

 

[TVRKing]

Called Mr Muscle Kitchen Cleaner

 

[slip2rock]

but this was common enough an event anyway

 

[Robin2]

so he didnt worry too much. he then preceeded to

 

[slip2rock]

phelch a penguin

 

[Robin2]

with a 1inch tube and a baby mouse.

 

[slip2rock]

--- oh crap - Jordan is gunna freak ---

 

[TVRKing]

called Jerry.

 

[Robin2]

jerry ate into his arsehole and fell asleep in his sphincter.

 

[TVRKing]

Of course, this Loudmusic had no connection whatsoever with the Loudmusic on GTP.

 

[slip2rock]

oh no perish the thought!

 

[Robin2]

exactly, this is a fictional character that jams corn cobs up his arse

 

[slip2rock]

who by the strangest of coincidence

 

[Robin2]

is just like the loudmusic here.

 

[slip2rock]

who is a jolly nice chap

 

[TVRKing]

I.E Ozzy Osbourne singing "paranoid" at 460 db is considered Loud Music.

 

[Robin2]

that would never be pretentious or snobby to other members

 

[TVRKing]

heck no!

 

[Robin2]

new story:

jonny was walking down the street and came upon a

 

[TVRKing]

10 dollar bill

 

[Robin2]

he took the 10 dollar bill and bought a bike tube so he could

 

[TVRKing]

repair a puncture on his bike

 

[Robin2]

so he could ride to sussex and visit his

 

[TVRKing]

pet tadpole

 

[Robin2]

who was dying of