The Random Story Thread

[Robin2]

lots of monkeys rooting toca race idiots

 

[slip2rock]

who were glad of the attention

 

[Robin2]

because they were used to double clicking their mouse

 

[slip2rock]

who had legged it because...

 

[Robin2]

they smelt like grannys...

 

[TVRKing]

washing up

 

[slip2rock]

the sphincter police

 

[TVRKing]

said to him

 

[slip2rock]

is that your toca idiot

 

[TVRKing]

because if it is....

 

[Robin2]

im gonna root it

 

[TVRKing]

because i'd like to see if it grows

 

[Robin2]

into a huge dick.

 

[TVRKing]

but of course, as is always the case

 

[Robin2]

it was small like loudmusics

 

[slip2rock]

but the asshole was huge

 

[TVRKing]

suddenly, out of nowhere...

 

[Robin2]

like a 48 year old homosexual.

 

[Robin2]

came loudmusic

 

[slip2rock]

 

[TVRKing]

lol

 

[slip2rock]

omg------ you can't post that

oh crap i'm crying here - --- help me someone!

 

[Robin2]

with an undescribable ooze leaking down his leg

 

[Robin2]

it fits in with the story...

 

[slip2rock]

he slunk off into the night

 

[TVRKing]

sky.

 

[Robin2]

with a keg in his bunghole

 

[TVRKing]

and a sock in his gob

 

[Robin2]

with a monkey dick in it.

 

[slip2rock]

and a 12 inch dildo