The Random Story Thread

[TVRKing]

Food poisoning

 

[Robin2]

from a bad peice of fish crap he ate 3 days ago in a gutter across from a brothel for midgets with one eye and no hair.

 

[TVRKing]

Also know as.....

 

[Robin2]

toca race idiots birthplace

 

[TVRKing]

which was none other than

 

[Robin2]

46 landsbury road.

 

[TVRKing]

Where there is much laughter.

 

[Robin2]

because its also a crackhouse full of crackheads.

 

[TVRKing]

Playing TOCA.

 

[Robin2]

with telepathy instead of controlpads

 

[TVRKing]

When suddenly, something appeared. Now this something, was really something, but this something, was something that was never seen before. This something was really rare, and it was something called a.....

 

[Robin2]

brain. not a dick but a brain. everyone was so surprised they died.

 

[TVRKing]

The end.

New Story - The Cocholate Tea Party was running very smoothly, until

 

[Robin2]

the participants found out it wasnt chocolate. they were so disgusted that they

 

[TVRKing]

Ordered the waiter to fetch some real chocolate

 

[Robin2]

which had heaps of arsenic in it and killed them all.

 

[TVRKing]

But little did he realise that they were immune to Arsenic

 

[Robin2]

but were alergic to cianide which was also in the choccie and they died.

 

[TVRKing]

They scoured the land looking for the waiter

 

[Robin2]

and when the found him they busted his nuts with a rubber mallet and said "ive had too many beers and im goin to bed, catch ya later man".

with that he left.

 

[TVRKing]

to take up ballet

 

[viperguy]

so he got the flamethrower...

 

[Sk8rKiD]

and lit up a cigarette...

 

[RVDNuT374]

while getting a BJ from Jessica Alba ....

 

[Robin2]

who is a skank

 

[RVDNuT374]

only to blankie here

 

[Race Idiot]

who then decided to vandaminator................

 

[RVDNuT374]

himself onto a table full of spikes and chainsaw blades

 

[oosacker]

because he was bored.

 

[psonefreak]

and obtained lots of pleasure from pain