my clone which had been created 3 years earlier by Doctor Gyner and a group of mad scientists at the genetics laboratory down the road from the birthplace of Sadaam Hussein, who by the way is my uncle's stepbrothers, friend. I then proceeded to punch the living hell out of my clone until a crater fell from the sky and killed the frog which was just feet from where I was standing 6 minutes ago. I then yelled to the world that this makes no sense and continued to do the hokey pokey when...