The Random Story Thread

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it fell off...it started rolling and rolled......
 
into a pile of penises. Just then an admin came in and closed the thread because the word penis had been typed a lot.
 
But of course there was no need to worry at the moment, as the thread was still open.
 
But TVRKing explains to eddy that the best thing to do is just write anything that goes with the story as it dosen't make sense.
 
anywayz...I was in town and after all that BS, I ended up
 
Drunk and disorderly (or to quote the UK, Pi**ed as a newt)
 
(okay guys this story needs more of a connection its not making sense at the moment - I know we can do it I believe in you, <cough>)

So I was drunk in town in the afternoon, looking for something to do, just then I saw a giant chipmunk in the middle of the road...or was it a hallucination...I then run towards him and...
 
before I reach him, he dissapears
 
and grabed my dick then pulled out a knife...
 
and i heard a knife go through meat as i hit the ground...
 
Screaming blue murder, even though it was pink. :thatsodd:
 
unsurprisingly felt like ****. I decided to go to the supermarket and bought a
 
big tub of ice cream. i stuck my dick in the ice cream and then it
 
which is something i regret terribly, that reminds me, he never called me back..
anyway, i then decided.....
 
the blnd man thought it would be funny to try and grab my penis while i was kicking him so i instinctivly.....
 

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