The Random Story Thread

[whitez]

it fell off...it started rolling and rolled......

 

[Klostrophobic]

into a pile of penises. Just then an admin came in and closed the thread because the word penis had been typed a lot.

 

[whitez]

*CLICK*

 

[Spock]

*click boom*

 

[TVRKing]

But of course there was no need to worry at the moment, as the thread was still open.

 

[Shannon]

And eddy doesn't understand what is going on...

 

[TVRKing]

But TVRKing explains to eddy that the best thing to do is just write anything that goes with the story as it dosen't make sense.

 

[oosacker]

anywayz...I was in town and after all that BS, I ended up

 

[TVRKing]

Drunk and disorderly (or to quote the UK, Pi**ed as a newt)

 

[oosacker]

(okay guys this story needs more of a connection its not making sense at the moment - I know we can do it I believe in you, <cough>)

So I was drunk in town in the afternoon, looking for something to do, just then I saw a giant chipmunk in the middle of the road...or was it a hallucination...I then run towards him and...

 

[TVRKing]

before I reach him, he dissapears

 

[Dudebusta]

so i pissed on some homeless guy in the gutter and he...

 

[oosacker]

says "oi!!! what the fu_k are you doing you...

 

[Puffy]

and grabed my dick then pulled out a knife...

 

[Piglet]

and i heard a knife go through meat as i hit the ground...

 

[TVRKing]

Screaming blue murder, even though it was pink.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Then a thought suddenly occured to me. " I need to tickle more....

 

[TVRKing]

Squirrels.

 

[Dudebusta]

i ran over to grab a squirrel and then

 

[oosacker]

I fell over. I swore profusely and

 

[Dudebusta]

grabbed the squirrel and raped it. after raping it i

 

[oosacker]

unsurprisingly felt like ****. I decided to go to the supermarket and bought a

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

can of poo... when suddenly

 

[Dudebusta]

big tub of ice cream. i stuck my dick in the ice cream and then it

 

[oosacker]

went hard....

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

which reminded me of the time i......

 

[Dudebusta]

****ed a donkey

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

which is something i regret terribly, that reminds me, he never called me back..
anyway, i then decided.....

 

[Dudebusta]

to go and kick the crap out of a blind man

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

the blnd man thought it would be funny to try and grab my penis while i was kicking him so i instinctivly.....