The Random Story Thread

[Race Idiot]

then he thought "hold on I need a good................

 

[TVRKing]

beer.

 

[Race Idiot]

The only beer he could find tasted like piss infact it was actually...............

 

[Robin2]

piss from an 80 year old granny.

 

[oosacker]

Which is quite disgusting.

 

[Race Idiot]

oosacker then went to the shop to get some better beer (well not one that stocked granny piss anyway) on the way he met.................

 

[Robin2]

a donkey with three nuts that said

 

[Race Idiot]

multiple bollocks are good! do you want to invest in me!

 

[Robin2]

nad oosacker said 'you bet your 3 nuts i do!' so he

 

[Race Idiot]

went on a hunt for more bollocks to give to the donkey. But first oosacker went to get his beer.............

 

[Robin2]

from the crackhouse down cobber street. when he got to the crackhouse someone

 

[Shannon]

boned him up the arse. he squeeled

 

[Robin2]

blue murder and then gave eddy a mushroom bruise on the head with a rubber dick.

 

[Shannon]

then "_" came and stole the rubber dick so he could masterbate.

 

[Robin2]

then eddy woke up with his hand on his dick thought

 

[Race Idiot]

Why is my sig so damn huge?

 

[Robin2]

he knew the answer was because he was a toca race idiot but he

 

[Shannon]

had sex with a pillow

 

[slip2rock]

who was in fact

 

[Robin2]

doug demuro.

 

[slip2rock]

on crack

 

[Robin2]

one day doug demuro was walking down the street smoking some crack when he came upon a

 

[Race Idiot]

Klostrophobic guy, who told him.......

 

[TVRKing]

"Get Stuffed!"

 

[viperguy]

which he did promptly, and then ...

 

[oosacker]

oosacker got confused about which way this story is heading.

 

[F1man]

and then i got you more confused

 

[oosacker]

and then meme the *Platinum Member* got out his

 

[viperguy]

M-16...

 

[F1man]

and started to shoot osama up.