The Random Story Thread

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...where it would be analyzed by the worlds leading....
 
New Story.

One day, long long ago, there was a molester that wanted to start a......
 
molestering clan. he rang up doug demuro who was only too glad to help and they
 
both set out to molest. But they didn't want to molest just anyone, they wanted to molest the.......
 
So they ventured on over to a house in New Jersey where......
 
mistaX lives and he voulenteered to be the first victem.
 
The two molesters opened the trunk of the Audi A4 to bring out the.....
 
X had already taken the liberty to put on his gimp suit when all of a sudden......
 
the ATF busted down the door, shot doug in the left nut and beat the crap out of the other 2. on the way to jail doug said...
 
"X sure did look fine in that leather gimp suit. Could someone kiss my left nut to make it feel better?" And that's when......
 
rob and robin nuked the van and killed the sickos.
 
once upon a time there was a 1 legged drawf names john barry. he was a wanker. one day he
 
went into a adult movie store to see some of the latest.......
 
youre pretty twisted rob...:lol:

im not continuing this one.
 
Fine, new story then. :p


One day, Tyrone woke up late. It was about noon. He noticed that he had to be in Compton soon. He had to get............
 
But what kind of perfect gift would he get his hoe in downtown Compton? That's when he decided that he needed to get a 40 of malt liquor and ponder about...............
 
Originally posted by boombexus
But what kind of perfect gift would he get his hoe in downtown Compton? That's when he decided that he needed to get a 40 of malt liquor and ponder about...............

HOLY ****!

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9mm shell's coming from a '64 Impalla. So Tyrone grabbed his.....
 
That's when it hit him. While all the shiny little pieces of that Impalla were floating through the air Tyrone decided that he would get his hoe a..........
 
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