The Random Story Thread

[viperguy]

scientific research

 

[boombexus]

...where it would be analyzed by the worlds leading....

 

[Robin2]

gynacologist

 

[viperguy]

to cure...

 

[psonefreak]

stupidity

 

[boombexus]

New Story.

One day, long long ago, there was a molester that wanted to start a......

 

[Robin2]

molestering clan. he rang up doug demuro who was only too glad to help and they

 

[boombexus]

both set out to molest. But they didn't want to molest just anyone, they wanted to molest the.......

 

[Robin2]

king of all cumbumbs who is infact

 

[boombexus]

So they ventured on over to a house in New Jersey where......

 

[Robin2]

mistaX lives and he voulenteered to be the first victem.

 

[boombexus]

The two molesters opened the trunk of the Audi A4 to bring out the.....

 

[Robin2]

vacumme cleaner, a mouse and 500 pipe cleaners.

 

[boombexus]

X had already taken the liberty to put on his gimp suit when all of a sudden......

 

[Robin2]

the ATF busted down the door, shot doug in the left nut and beat the crap out of the other 2. on the way to jail doug said...

 

[boombexus]

"X sure did look fine in that leather gimp suit. Could someone kiss my left nut to make it feel better?" And that's when......

 

[Robin2]

rob and robin nuked the van and killed the sickos.

 

[boombexus]

The End.

Start us a new story Robin.

 

[Robin2]

once upon a time there was a 1 legged drawf names john barry. he was a wanker. one day he

 

[boombexus]

went into a adult movie store to see some of the latest.......

 

[Robin2]

youre pretty twisted rob...

im not continuing this one.

 

[boombexus]

Fine, new story then.


One day, Tyrone woke up late. It was about noon. He noticed that he had to be in Compton soon. He had to get............

 

[psonefreak]

his girlfriend the perfect gift.

 

[boombexus]

But what kind of perfect gift would he get his hoe in downtown Compton? That's when he decided that he needed to get a 40 of malt liquor and ponder about...............

 

[Robin2]

Originally posted by boombexus
But what kind of perfect gift would he get his hoe in downtown Compton? That's when he decided that he needed to get a 40 of malt liquor and ponder about...............

HOLY ****!

 

[psonefreak]

while pondering about that holy ****, it started raining...

 

[boombexus]

9mm shell's coming from a '64 Impalla. So Tyrone grabbed his.....

 

[Robin2]

gat and blasted that foo.

 

[psonefreak]

the foo exploded and parts of the Impala rained down around him

 

[boombexus]

That's when it hit him. While all the shiny little pieces of that Impalla were floating through the air Tyrone decided that he would get his hoe a..........