The Random Story Thread

[Robin2]

when he looked inside he said 'hey you dumb lepher mother ****er, theres a ****ing finger in my mother****ing french fries! get the **** out of mcdonalds you lepher mother****er!' and with that lebsta threw the finger at the lepher and rode away on his sisters bike.

 

[boombexus]

Is that the end? You didn't segway me. WTF?

 

[Robin2]

no you make up the next bit you mother****er.

 

[Robin2]

one day this old fart crapped his pants in a...

 

[boombexus]

Originally posted by boombexus
a order of french fries. He placed it in the pick up window where the retarded LEBSTA baged it and......

NO! Like that you maroon!

 

[boombexus]

Originally posted by   
one day this old fart crapped his pants in a...

grocery store. But as he was running out of the store he just ended up spraying all the food with his fecal matter. All the food was covered with **** and he........

 

[Robin2]

tried to hide behind a one way mirror but the store clerk saw him he kicked the old fart out into the street and

 

[Cobraboy]

said Im bored and need some pleasure so he rang up...

 

[Race Idiot]

vat_man who ran the old guy over in his subaru several times

 

[oosacker]

and then vat_man got naked and

 

[Race Idiot]

put his clothes on again.

 

[oosacker]

then he realised that his jacket was on upside down. And his jeans were inside out. And his shoes were covered in

 

[Race Idiot]

fansubs of.............

 

[Sk8rKiD]

Frosted Flakes...

 

[Race Idiot]

Just then some sk8r idiot broke both his legs while tring to do a 1964 stale arse grab into a rape the donkey grind..........

 

[oosacker]

and Y2TUSCAN got pissed.

 

[RVDNuT374]

Then he got out a chainsaw and cut off.....

 

[psonefreak]

the sk8er idiots arms and...

 

[oosacker]

ate them.

 

[psonefreak]

he then began to shake because..

 

[oosacker]

he was epileptic.

 

[psonefreak]

the sk8er idiot bounced over on his torso and jumped onto the guy..

 

[oosacker]

called psonefreak.

 

[Race Idiot]

psonefreak then shot everyone with an UZI filled with jolly ranchers which broke everyones teeth. Then oosaker started throwing bits of broken teeth at.............

 

[oosacker]

Y2TUSCAN

 

[Race Idiot]

"OUCH!" I said as he got hit by bits of broken teeth!
I thought now is a good time to.......................

 

[Robin2]

shoot new zealanders. so Y2bloke...

 

[Race Idiot]

Realised that oosaker is Japanese! so I took my .9000 ultra desert eagle 1mm gun and shot some......................

 

[Robin2]

oosacker arse. once oosacker had to arse left Y2BLOKE went to the...

 

[Race Idiot]

Sheep ramming factory where he met 1mic