The Random Story Thread

[Dudebusta]

so i whipped out my knife and cut his eyes out. he wouldnt be needing them. then i

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

decided to take those eyes and make a....

 

[oosacker]

penis out of them.

 

[Dudebusta]

i then shoved the penis in my

 

[oosacker]

stolen car. Which was a

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

POS... i took my car to...

 

[Dudebusta]

i ate it

 

[oosacker]

I took my car to the toilet to

 

[Dudebusta]

rape it

 

[Puffy]

wash it

 

[Dudebusta]

with piss

 

[Puffy]

and wax it

 

[oosacker]

because...

 

[Puffy]

it looked scratched

 

[Dudebusta]

its dirty

 

[Codename 47]

a bolt of lightning was coming and i wanted to look sharp.. it hit me, and i died,
THE END!
time for a new one!

I was walking through the mall when....

 

[oosacker]

a real hot chic came at me...

 

[Puffy]

some guys looked at me funny

 

[oosacker]

(hey i posted first mate!) and then

 

[Puffy]

some guys looked at me funny

 

[oosacker]

and I said "wassssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!" then

 

[Dudebusta]

smacked him in the mouth because he looked like a ********. he then

 

[TVRKing]

Farted

 

[oosacker]

out of his mouth. He became very angry at me and

 

[Dudebusta]

called me a ******** while he

 

[oosacker]

stabbed himself and died. I got out my shot gun and...

 

[Dudebusta]

blew off my dick while eating a hotdog. after i blew off my dick i decided to

 

[oosacker]

buy a new one from

 

[LEBSTA]

the dick shop

 

[Dudebusta]

and when i went in, a ******** came out and punched me in the face