The Random Story Thread

[Jondot]

promptly collapsed with a huge ...

 

[VT]

cloud of termites swarming all over him and they ..

 

[Ev0]

had a party on his head. A few termites got drunk and puked all over his hair, which required a heavy cleaning solvent to remove. To get the solvent, he had to...

 

[Delirious]

STUPID BABY LEAGUE! in which instead of helping, decided to...

 

[rollazn]

go home and have sexual intercourse with his dog...

 

[VT]

but the dog was already doing the nasty with the bird, so ..

 

[Slicks]

He went to the neighbor, who shut denied him by saying...

 

[VT]

"sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays" and slamming the door in his face. Ahhhnold reappears out of nowhere and then ..

 

[MrktMkr1986]

...reinvests his dividends in General Motors whose stock price suddenly...

 

[VT]

fell through the floor and bottomed out when it hit China, he then ..

 

[Delirious]

...decided to eat baby food which then caused Jon to...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

... invest in Altria which own Kraft who makes...

 

[Ev0]

Kraft Dinner, possibly the most kickass meal ever made for under two dollars. So, seeing how Ahnold was piss poor after spending all his money on rims for his xB, he went to buy himself a box of Kraft Dinner since he was hungry. The meal kicked ass, and he was cleaning it up when suddenly a team of ninjas appeared.

 

[VT]

The team of ninjas was headed by none other than the Prince of Pain, Jean Claudde van Damme. The ninja's proceded to throw out their Poke-Balls and ..

 

[MrktMkr1986]

...then Saint Stock came to the rescue! He threw stocks, bonds, funds, and other securities at the ninjas. They fell asleep which game Ahnuld the opportunity to...

 

[VT]

whip out his huge ginormous eraser and erase the ninjas out of the story .. Ahhhnold then ..

 

[High-Test]

said, "get in the chopper!" when...

 

[Delirious]

...NATE STEPS ON THE SCENE AND OBLITERATES BRIAN!

but thats when...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

Brian comes back to life. His new name: Saint Stock.

Saint Stock's first mission is to...

 

[Delirious]

BEHEAD HIS OWN SMILEY FACE!

but then duke gets angry and...

 

[Ev0]

removes said smiley because it takes up excess bandwidth. The people of GTP are infuriated, and...

 

[Delirious]

dancing spiderman comes on the scene and tries to reason with duke while...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

Saint Stock tries to repair his severed head. In the meantime...

 

[Delirious]

(dies laughing at brians response...so...to continue my laughing...)

THE ROFL COPTER!!!

COMES TO THWART AND STIFLE DUKES PLANS TO...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

"Liberate" the country. Then, a bunch of Conservatives...

 

[Delirious]

DUEL IT OUT WITH THE LIBERALS TO THE DEATH!!

 

[Ev0]

But the conservatives, with their superior military funding unleash a wave of OMG missiles from the ROFL copter, obliterating the liberals. The Conservatives, now with no political opposition...

 

[Delirious]

*could have so much fun and make so many people angry...but decided not to...for now...*

decide to burninate the remains of the liberal territory with trodgor's help!

 

[MrktMkr1986]

Then a massive flood comes in and...

 

[Delirious]

Super Saiyan Tweety comes on and removes the flood! That's when Der Alta gets angry with the interference caused and thats when he...