The Red Dwarf Quiz Thread

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*edit* If I am right (which I think I am) post another one anyway cos I wont be back till Monda. Have a good weekend 👍
 
His Fear. "Lets strap a nuke to me head and i'll nut im"!!

*edit* I know i'm right and i'm off now so.....


How was the creature eventually destroyed?
 
Actually, you aren't right.

It's his appendix. Again.

And the Polymorph - the original one - was killed by two heat-seaking bazookoid rounds which were stuck in a lift.
 
"You either got it or you ain't, and you little blue guys ain't even close!"
- The Cat locks the bazookoid rounds in the lift.

I'll confirm Famine's Appendix answer is right, and DQuaN is actually talking about the Polymorph.

Your go, I guess, Famine. :)
 
In Holly's lengthy dialogue about the NORWEB Federation Ships on an intercept course, how much of the world's wealth does he claim Lister now owns?
 
50%? The other 50% is owned by an electricity company cos Lister left a light on!

I could have sworn that said Polymorph :dunce:
 
Nup...

(and the NORWEB Federation IS the Electricity company - the North-Western Electricity Board).
 
Being as Famine hasn't confirmed this, and I've just watched Me(squared), I'll go ahead and confirm that Rossell was right with 98%.

Just to give everyone something to think about too, I'll post the next question. (Hope you don't mind Rossell.)

How many irradiated Haggis were on board Red Dwarf?
 
Yes, he was correct.

And the answer depends on which sentence from Rimmer - or Lister - you take as the correct number of irradiated haggis...
 
I was thinking of the number that Rimmer keeps repeating, that gets Lister so frustrated that he blurts out a wrong number. Seeing as you asked, why not give both? ;)
(I'll have to go and find out Lister's number, Rimmer's I can remember!)
 
Nope....

4691 is correct for Rimmer..

4681 is one digit out for Lister.....

@ Famine. Lister isn't looking at the stock sheet when he blurts out his number, resembling that of Rimmer, out of sheer boredom & frustration at having been stockchecking for 4 hours! He may be right, but it seems unlikely compared with "Captain Organised", Rimmer himself!!!
 
DQuaN
4691 & 4981 :D
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Better... :D

SH - Rimmer can't remember facts and figures for his 13th Astronavigation exam. Why would his memory of quantities of irradiated haggis be any better? :D
 
Famine
Better... :D

SH - Rimmer can't remember facts and figures for his 13th Astronavigation exam. Why would his memory of quantities of irradiated haggis be any better? :D
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Ok DQuaN, your go!

@ Famine. Rimmer must be reading the values from somewhere, as they've managed to make it through the homogenised puddings! Every value he gives for an item before the Haggis, Lister responds to with a "Check", so he's right every time, and probably isn't doing the count from memory! We never actually get a "Check" from Lister for the Haggis, so we can't be sure if Rimmer's figure is correct, BUT.....nor do we get confirmation from Lister that this number is incorrect, or that 4981 is the real number. The quantity of Red Dwarf irradiated Haggis will forever remain a mystery..... :)

I suppose I should have asked:- "What numbers did Rimmer & Lister give for the quantity of irradiated Haggis on board Red Dwarf?" Not asked for an absolute value in stock! :sly:
 
Ok then, here's another. Someone else will have to confirm if its a right or wrong answer too, I'll be in Florida until Monday and won't get a chance to come back on here.....

What was George McIntyre's position aboard Red Dwarf?

(His job, I mean, no silly answers by Famine, like "Next to the Captain" or anything!!!)
 
Smallhorses
The quantity of Red Dwarf irradiated Haggis will forever remain a mystery..... :)
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:lol:

Ohhhh, it's a good job the toilet is less than 20 feet away and in a straight line... :D
 

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