The Red Dwarf Quiz Thread

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In 'Holoship', when they first encounter the anomoly heading straight for them, the Cat makes a suggestion. What was his suggestion and what were the two flaws that Kryten pointed out?
 
I think it's "throw up the defensive shields"... Can't remember what the problems are, only that one of them is "We don't have any defensive shields"...
 
I might as well give you it.

The second flaw was that "we don't have any defensive shields."

"Now I realise that, technically speaking, that's only one flaw but I thought it was such a big one it was worth mentioning twice."

;)👍
 
Well, its been a while since Famine's confirmed correct answer, so he's either not bothered about posting a new question, or he's concocting something fiendishly difficult for us! So, I'll post an easier one in the meantime.....

Spell the cat word for "the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something" which Cat uses while playing Lister at Scrabble?
(I must insist on absolutely correct spelling too!)
 
Smallhorses
Well, its been a while since Famine's confirmed correct answer, so he's either not bothered about posting a new question, or he's concocting something fiendishly difficult for us! So, I'll post an easier one in the meantime.....

Spell the cat word for "the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something" which Cat uses while playing Lister at Scrabble?
(I must insist on absolutely correct spelling too!)
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JOZXYQK?
 
Everyone knew that - we just didn't want to post the next question.

Speaking of which...
 
Famine
Everyone knew that - we just didn't want to post the next question.
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Well in that case, thanks for leaving it open for me.

What is the grand total, in words, of Listers conversations with Kochanski?

PS

I was going to ask what day is Gazpacho Soup day, but it appears someone already asked that question.
 
"In your entire life, your conversations with her totalled 173 words. In terms of wordage, you had a better relationship with your rubber plant!"

What's the Stardate when Lister tries to explain on the ship's log why they're still there despite being killed?
 
TWO DAMN HOURS!

(although I think that's been asked before)

Post another one. I'm crap at questions.
 
Half of them were me telling him to "Smeg off". And the other half were him putting me on report for telling him to "Smeg off".
 
Famine
Half of them were me telling him to "Smeg off". And the other half were him putting me on report for telling him to "Smeg off".
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Damnit Smeghead, you smegging well got there be-smegging-fore me a-smegging-gain. :lol:
Oh well, post another!
 
What allows Kryten to overcome his programming - which seems to have reverted to factory settings after Camille - and refer to Rimmer as "The most obnoxious, trumped-up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!"?
 
Famine
What allows Kryten to overcome his programming - which seems to have reverted to factory settings after Camille - and refer to Rimmer as "The most obnoxious, trumped-up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!"?
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Blocking up a White hole therefore removing any memory of him saying that, because the event will not take place once everything is back to normal.

Or summat like that.
 
We'll have no memory of these events. Which, of course, never happened. And since they never happened, we'll have no memory of them...

:D

Your go...
 
"3 years' long service, 6 years' long service, 9 years' long service and... errr... 12 years' long service."

List all the forms the Psirens took for the Boys from the Dwarf...
 
Ahh. That's a tough one!

Erm, Kryten (Lister realises what he is when he's referred to as "Dave")

Lister (They realise what he is when asked to play the guitar)

I can't think of anyone else! :crazy:
 
From the very first transmission, aimed at the Cat and including one inanimate object... :D
 
That's it. The first transmission is a bunch of women who are dangerously close to extinction because there's no guys or something.

In the episode "Quarantine" Kryten has a Fire axe embedded in his spinal column. He then starts talking rubbish and smacking his head against a column. What was the last thing he said before returning to normal?
 

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