The Simpsons Quotes

Sleek Stratos · Jan 8, 2004

Originally posted by kirkis9
what was the whole skit with "senor doorbell man", its vaguely coming back.

I believe it was the ep when Homer becomes a 'trucker' and while he and Bart are away Marge and Lisa get this new doorbell and it gets jammed playing over and over, then when all the neighbors show up in the middle of the night "Señor Doorbell" appears and shuts it off with the crack of a whip.
Then he gets in his van ready to ride off in a dramatic matter when the van doesn't start:

*engine sputters* "Does anyone have a pair of jumper cables?" *engine keeps sputtering* "Oh, you stinking Chevy!"

Ahh so much Simpson knowledge, so little use for it.

oscarfulz · Jan 8, 2004

Originally posted by Sleek Stratos
*engine sputters* "Does anyone have a pair of jumper cables?" *engine keeps sputtering* "Oh, you stinking Chevy!"

haha dont forget the funny spanish accent to "does anyone have a pair of jumper cables." :lol:

oscarfulz · Jan 8, 2004

haha i dont quite remember the whole story line of the episode, but it is the episode where homer is para sailing (sp) and the rope gets cut and hes lands into the mysterioushouse with the 3 movie stars, ron howard, and other 2 (i dont remember their names)

but in thee end when homer is running away from all three of them it was really funny when ron howard was asked to drive while the other guy trys to get homer. anywho it was really funny when ron howard said

(after the other 2 were deafeted by homer)

"looks like its all up to me" .. *ron jumps* but doesnt make it :lol:

that scene just kills me

kirkis9 · Jan 8, 2004

also in the truck driver ep
homer: look boy! its one of the most beautiful sites in american nature, a truck convoy!

180sx_FreaK · Jan 9, 2004

im not sure what episode it was

Homer: Save me jebes

tabs · Jan 9, 2004

Mr. Burns: "it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!" you stupid monkey!

miniMADness · Jan 9, 2004

Selma: Its like he just dissapeared into fat air!!

Professor Brink (?) : Ok, we start off with a normal square...
Cheif Wiggum: Wow, Wow, Wow, slow down egg-head

Bollocks#999 · Jan 10, 2004

Lisa: Look at the wonders of the computer age now
Homer: Wonders Lisa or blunders:
Lisa: I think thats was implied by what I said
Homer: Implied Lisa or implode
Lisa: Mom, make him stop
:lol:

nk4e · Jan 10, 2004

homer- lisa u do not talk to ur new mother like that
now kiss her,kiss her(lisa moves and the new mom(plant)falls.
homer-tell the cops that she tripped and fell

nk4e · Jan 10, 2004

snake: i wish i had peewee hockey when i was a kid sniff sniff... oh well (starts attacking the chair)

tabs · Jan 11, 2004

Buyer: great, i'll come pick him up in the morning.
Homer: ok, here are the keys.
Buyer: elephants don't have keys.
Homer: then i'll just keep these then.

Bollocks#999 · Jan 12, 2004

Homer: Marge, I thought I had an Appetite for Destruction but all I wanted was a club sandwich
Marge: There might be one in this cooler, here we are
Peter Frampton: Ohhh

miniMADness · Jan 12, 2004

Cypress Hill 1: Hababaluza isnt about the freaks, its about the music...
Cypress Hill 2: ...and getting toasted, nicely toasted

Bollocks#999 · Jan 13, 2004

Homer: Sorry pumpkins, I just cant share your bleak world views
Billy Corgan: Thats alright Homer, we have our music, our fans and millions of dollars.....

DRIFT4EVA · Jan 14, 2004

I don't no if this has been said yet. It's only because I can't really be bothered reading all of these pages.

Promo guy- If you like it turn the knob to the right. If you don't like it turn the knob to the left.
Ralph- My knob tastes funny.

Jugend · Jan 14, 2004

Maude Flanders - She who taught us the shame of joy and the joy of shame.

Inscription on mauds statue in praiseland.

DRIFT4EVA · Jan 14, 2004

I just heard on the news that these people are taking parts of the Simpsons shows and introducing them to teens to get them into praying to god. eg. When Bart prays for that miracle so he could have 1 more day to study so he wouldn't fail 4th grade. Parts like those.

Mike Rotch · Jan 15, 2004

Homer: I swear to quit being a Rage-aholic
Marge: I so proud of you Homey!
Homer: Oh my God! How I will I live without Rage-ahol!

miniMADness · Jan 15, 2004

Guy from video:No! No! Zinc! Come Back!

Solid Lifters · Jan 15, 2004

Bart and Lisa got caught spying on Side Show Bob, so he brings them home to complain to Marge and Homer. After Bob leaves, Homer says, "Well, I hope Bob feed you, cause I ate both your dinners."

Moe: "I'm taking you out for dinner tonight, and I'm buying you a steak the size of a toilet seat."

Sleek Stratos · Jan 16, 2004

I recently saw a real classic one. The Cat Burglar episode.
Where Homer puts together a vigilante group to catch the cat burglar.

Homer:"...Okay, now that we have our secret handshake we're gonna need codenames. I'll be 'cue ball', Skinner you'll be 'eight ball', Barney you'll be 'twelve ball' and Moe you'll be 'cue ball'.

Moe:"You're an idiot."

Then later when the town goes searching for the "millions" the cat burglar had supposedly stashed away. They start digging a hole under a "big T" (as the burglar says) and find a briefcase with a note saying there are no millions and that the story was just to buy time to get out of jail, yet they keep digging. Then when they're in like a 25-foot deep hole.

*everyone stops digging*

Mayor Quimby: "I guess we're not going to find anything."
Otto: "How are we gonna get out?"
Homer: "We'll dig our way out!"

*everyone resumes digging*

Chief Wiggum: "No, dig upward stupid."

I hadn't seen that ep in like 5 years. :lol:

Bollocks#999 · Jan 16, 2004

We just had the "Film Festival" episode on, again, 2nd time in a couple of weeks :mad:

Cap'n Jack · Jan 21, 2004

Cheif wiggum:Atlast an excuse to wear make up"

Nelson:"With no parent's around I run this town!...Uhh carry on"

Marge

id you know we never had a wedding for the dog and cat"?

Lisa:"Are those real cobra'S"?
Bart:"No, some of them are robot's with venom"

Barney the dinosaur(on TV):"2+2 is 4 2+2 is four"
Homer:"I can see how this is funny"

Lisa:"The_____(dont know who I forgot

)have one word for chrisis and oppertunity".
Homer"YES, Christitunity:!