Originally posted by Viper Zero
Radioactive Man: My eyes... the goggles do nothing!
I love that quote! We use that at home, with full Austrian accent.
Others (yeah, I'm looking them up - there's too many to choose from):
Lionel Hutz: Uh oh...We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I... kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly,' and the word 'dog' with 'son.
Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over - 'conquered', if you will - by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."
Lenny: "Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!"
Carl: "Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants."
Skinner: Oh, you think this stolen 'H' is a laugh riot, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something that's not so funny: right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl! Well, I guess that is a little funny.
Homer (to Bart): People die all the time, just like that. Why you could wake up dead tomorrow.....Well, goodnight!
- actually, what makes that quote is completely depressed way Bart lies in bed after Homer leaves
Homer: Every time I learn something new, a little of the old gets pushed outta my brain, remember that time I took that wine making course and forgot how to drive?
Brain (while listening to Flanders droan on about cider) : [moans] You can stay, but I'm leaving.
- Homer collapses