«I'd walk a mile for an old fat man.»
«Do it with an old fat man.»
«Anyone can handle an old fat man.»
«Feel the magic of an old fat man.»
«an old fat man is the best!»
«You don't want an old fat man as your enemy!»
«I lost weight with an old fat man.»
«Be alive with an old fat man.»
«I wouldn't leave the house without an old fat man.»
«an old fat man, stay in touch.»
«Buy an old fat man now!»
«an old fat man takes good care of you.»
EDIT: wow: «And on the eighth day, god created an old fat man.»