BOGRAT'S RACE REPORT>
In the begining.their was 12
OOps! a little lift-off oversteer
AARGGHH!!! _______
(insert something involving female genitalia)
LAST
(mutters some profanities to himself)
THE TIME TO CHASE IS NOW
Clean pass on BIG C
(2 down 9 to go)
BIG C nudges past
(there goes the paintwork)
BIG C slams the door shut
(mutters some more through gritted teeth)
The door slamming puts me on the grass
(good job the mike's were off at this point

)
BIG C's moved onto someone else
(thank you to the big man upstairs)
clean pass into the first corner
(and it sticks this time WOO HOO

)
ADE's next......round the outside into the first tunnel
(now we're driving )
Socal get's the same treatment
(we're moving now that's 6th)
Lap8 time for some super soft boots
(just hope my pit crew are on form today)
LAST AGAIN
(time to go to work )
Back into 6th
(laps just seem to pass very quickly)
call Mulder and Scully i've just seen an alien
That alien's mine

(in the hyperspace slipsteam)
OHH NO on the space dust
(that alien made me do it

)
That's not the right way Bograt

(starts muttering about alien abduction's)
last lap and the leaders are in sight
(mutters they will be MINE

)
to much kerb me think's
(profanities are abundant at this time)
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
3rd will have to do tonight
(mutters to himself "I could have been a contender")
all in all a good night's racing
(remember !!! there are alien's among us!!!!! BEWARE

)