The worst named doctor/Dentist etc?

[ExigeEvan]

I had a dentist called Mr smiley. We all hate him because he scews everything up.

 

[wildcard]

I know a doctor whose last name is Dungypoitherus(if you can pronounce that). That's one of the funniest last names I've ever heard!

 

[Giancarlo]

Dr. Love?

 

[wildcard]

Originally posted by Giancarlo
Dr. Love?

Is he a loving person?!

 

[daan]

Dr Who?

Dr No

Dr Strangelove

 

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by wildcard
Is he a loving person?!

Well, are you?

Huh? Huh?

 

[240Z freak]

Originally posted by daan
Dr Strangelove

"Ve cannot have a mineshaft gap!"
Anyway..

 

[Shadow]

Dr. Bong( i swear i busted up in his face one time when he said his name )

 

[Famine]

We had a doctor, but nobody could remember his surname. Possibly because everyone called him Dr. Nick (usually with "Hi Dr Nick!").

My girlfriend works with a Dr. Smellie.

 

[Gil]

I know of a women's health doc named "Dr. Yeast"
And and ortho surgeon named "Dr. Bohn" (pronounced "bone".)

 

[Solid Lifters]

I once dated a girl in high school that went to a Dr. Toothacher. No joke. He must have changed his name, or something.

 

[wildcard]

Originally posted by Solid Lifters
I once dated a girl in high school that went to a Dr. Toothacher. No joke. He must have changed his name, or something.

If my last name was Toothacher, I would change it too!

 

[HareTurtle]

I once worked for a Dr Stool, and a French guy, Dr Suaudeau, which is pronounced "pseudo", though with the emphasis more on the "o". Dr "Pseudo's" project was keeping sheep hearts alive for days, without the sheep.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Originally posted by Shadow
i busted up in his face one time

That's disgusting.

My dentist goes by the name Dr. Fred.

What do you call a doctor who didn't finish medical school?

 

[Max Powers]

A chiropractor.

 

[milefile]

My mom's ex-oral surgeon is called Dr. Payne. No joke.

 

[Josh]

My orthodontist's name is Dr. Dick. I **** you not.

 

[Darin]

Mine was Dr.Meatball.... That was when I was 6 or 7 years old. Then I had Dr.Roach....👎

 

[Max E.]

I swear on a stack of bibles this is a no-schit story here. at the hospital where my wife (for now) had our two babies, there was a Dr. Richard Chopp, but he actually PREFERRED to be called "Dick" not only that, but his line of doctoring makes this even funnier. what you end up with is:

Dr. Dick Chopp - Eurologist (dick doctor LOL!!!)

LOL!! top that one.

 

[Mr. Snowtire]

Dr.Acula

 

[boombexus]

If my doctors name was Mr. Snowtire, I'd definately find a new one.
What a screwy name.

 

[daan]

He's not a doctor, but my physics teacher at school was called Robert Roberts!! And guess what street he stays in?

Yup, Robert Street!!

 

[emad]

I've never seen this, but the last name "Butt" is common amongst Pakistanis - THAT is probably the worst name for a doctor I can come up with... Dr. Butt . Worse still if the doctor was a proctologist

 

[Mr. Snowtire]

Originally posted by boombexus
If my doctors name was Mr. Snowtire, I'd definately find a new one.
What a screwy name.

Boom, you're a rabid anti-dentite!

 

[Famine]

Originally posted by emad
I've never seen this, but the last name "Butt" is common amongst Pakistanis - THAT is probably the worst name for a doctor I can come up with... Dr. Butt . Worse still if the doctor was a proctologist

Manchester United *spits* currently have a player called "Nicky Butt" (although it might not be for long). In fact, when I was at school, someone picked a Fantasy Football team with all the stupidest named players in it. Seaman (David), Butt (Nicky), Cox (Ian), Dicks (Julian)...

The German national team keeper is, when it isn't Oliver Kahn, Hans-Jorge Butt (pronounced "Hans Your Gay Butt" - really...).

 

[emad]

hehehe
how was today's Man. vs. Northamton game? I only got to see the first bit of it because my brother woke up & took the remote from me - I managed to flip to the game right as that first goal ocurred and soon after when it was 2-0. Who won?

 

[Mike Rotch]

I saw a Dr. Plutzhund on tele once. He is an animal expert.

<um, if you dont get it, hund = dog in many languages >

 

[HIGH ON LIFE]

My friends last name is Foote (foot) and his mom is a foot doctor! how ironic is that

 

[Solid Lifters]

Well, since we are adding names that don't have to be doctor names, I'll add these two.

When I was a firearm salesman 10 years ago, I had a regular customer named Harry Dick. His middle name was Dwight, and yes, he handed out business cards that had his name on it, Harry D. Dick.

An old childhood friend of mine had a dad that went to financial planner named Wayne Dwop. My friend's dad told a story about how the school kids started singing,"Wayne Dwops keep falling on my head," when the movie Butch Cassidy, and the Sundance Kid came out when Wayne was in school.

A girl that lived down the street from me when I was a kid was named Candy Gum.

 

[2ez2KiLL]

my friends last name is Zass, his first name was Peter.. so Peter Zass.. say it out loud ^_^