....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
....when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
....when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
....if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it.
A couple stolen from Your Momma: Your momma so fat she sweats out grease and butter and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her face
Your Momma's my cleaning lady
Sad I know.
Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a Karnaugh Map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a Karnaugh Map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a Karnaugh Map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a Karnaugh Map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
I'm pretty sure it was the Swine-McCluskey Algorithm your mom used to calculate her weight. And it takes a Karnaugh Map and a compass just to figure out how to get around your mom.
Yo Momma so fat, that when determining the trajectory of the satellites orbiting around her body, the navigators have to consider not just a massive J2 harmonic, but also the gravity due to the mass concentration in her ass. Oh, and atmospheric drag. (because she has her own atmosphere)
Yo Momma so fat, she's tidally locked.
Edit: To which a real geek could respond... Yo momma so fat, she's NOT tidally locked.
Yo momma's so ugly;
...when she visited the bakery they dipped her face in batter to make animal crackers
Yo momma's so fat;
...when she's standing on the streets police officers rush over chanting "hey guys, break it up!"
...when she wears her yellow dress outside people yell "Taxi!"
...she makes godzilla look like an action figure
...The Weather Channel stopped using sattelite radar because she was always blocking the view
Yo momma's so stupid;
...she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
...she went to the Rose bowl to sniff flowers
lol
