The Yo Mama joke thread

[usedHONDA]

You should know what to do, so get to it! Just don't ban me for offending anyone.


Yo momma is so dumb, she tried to put [SIZE=-1]M&M'S[/SIZE] in alphabetical order.
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[ceiling_fan]

The last one didn't end so well.

 

[usedHONDA]

I will make sure this one doesn't, just like the cool flash game thread.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy.

 

[Evolution.]

This thread works just as well.

 

[TS]

Momma is spelled wrong.

 

[usedHONDA]

That is the way it is spelled in the hood, but I changed it anyway.

Yo momma so dumb, she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

Yo momma so stupid, she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies.

 

[Keef]

Honda, MTV spells it "Momma", like the show, Yo Momma. Sorry, but everyone knows MTV is more correct than Mirriam Webster.

Oh come on, these jokes are special. They're so highly focused. Hell, MTV has a whole show for them! But I don't think any of us could match some of the jokes those people ome up with.

 

[TS]

That is the way it is spelled in the hood.

You sure about that? I swore Momma had 2 'm's' in it.

 

[usedHONDA]

9 posts in 40 minutes is a good post rate.

Momma's teeth are so yellow, she walked outside one day and the sun said I quit.

 

[TS]

Yo momma's so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.

 

[El Gigante]

Yo mommas so fat she has her own congressman

Yo mommas so fat I have to roll over twice to get off of her

Yo mommas so fat when shes layin on the beach people try to pull her back into the sea

Yo mommas so fat Genghis khan tried to conquer her

Yo mommas so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Yo mommas so stupid she sold her car so she could afford some gasoline

Yo mommas so stupid that on a job application she wrote 'ok' in the part where it said 'do not write here'

Yo mommas so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mommas so ugly she took a bath and the water jumped out

Yo mommas so ugly that your daddy takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. (that one made me rofl)

 

[TS]

Yo momma smells so bad the only guy that picks her up is the garbage man.

 

[OZZYGT]

Your mama gave birth to you

[/yo mamma jokes]





Ciao!

 

[Keef]

Yo Momma's so fat I use her to make fuel for my F-350.

 

[TS]

@ Ozzy

Yo momma is so hairy, you have to use a blacklight to find her, err, um 'place' just to get busy.

 

[WallRunner]

Your mommas so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, moses jumped out!

I know, it probably sucks.

From,
Chris.

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

Yo Momma is so nasty she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh!

 

[Keef]

Nice!

Unlike yo momma.

 

[ND4SPD]

Yo Mamma's so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it.....

 

[Kylehnat]

Momma's teeth are so yellow, she walked outside one day and the sun said I quit.

The sun is white, not yellow.

Yo momma so fat, she has severe diabetes and hypertension.

 

[CDailey]

lol, wow.

 

[a6m5]

I posted this one before in another thread.

Your mama so fat, everytime she's goes to the beach, people try to roll her back into the ocean.

I really liked this one.

Yo Mamma's so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it.....

👍

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Yo mommas so fat...

 

[Solid Lifters]

Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy gotta tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the family dog to play with her.

 

[Slicks]

Yo momma's so dirty the Army wants to use her bathwater as a bio-weapon.

Yo momma's so fat, she got the couch stuck to her ass.

Yo momma's so fat, she has to ride on top of the car.

 

[DQuaN]

Yo Mamma's so stupid, she got locked in the toilet and crapped herself.

Yo Mamma's so stupid, she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death.

 

[Duke]

Yo mamma's so fat, she's got three smaller fat ladies in orbit around her.

Yo mamma's so fat, she stepped out into traffic and a taxi ran out of gas swerving around her.

Yo mamma's so fat, if she was hauling ass, she'd have to make two trips.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's got a back up alarm.

 

[DuckRacer]

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo momma's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma's so fat her belly button's got an echo.

Yo momma's so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.

Yo momma's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.

 

[OZZYGT]

Yo mamma's so fat, she's got a back up alarm.

Priceless



Ciao!

 

[Swift]

Yo Momma is so nasty she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh!

Best joke in the thread. No doubt!

Your momma's so nasty I called her on the phone and got an ear infection.

Your mama's so fat she eats out of a satellite dish.