The Yo Mama joke thread

[Mad94d]

Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the lift it said exceeds maximum weight.

 

[TwistedNav]

Yo mama so fat she got her own moon.

 

[Omnis]

Yo momma so fat she's the new site for the next large hadron collider.
Yo momma so fat she laid on the beach and turned it into glass.

 

[Steele_obsidion]

I know these are bad, but ive used em forever because they makes me laugh lol

Your Mommas so dumb, she uploads her Executable's in ASCII Format!

Your Momma so fat, that the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.

your mama's is so fat the mouse actually squeeks when she puts her hand on it

Your Mom is slightly less attractive than the average woman in her age bracket!

Your Mom is so fat that if one would calculate her Broglie-Wave-Length at the speed of 10^-50 m/s one would get 10^-90

our momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice

Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test

Your momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She sait it was Pay-Per View

 

[wrcsti]

 

[Studentdriver]

 

[mcsqueegy]

Yo Mama's so fat her body has time zones.

Probably a repost, but I laughed so much it's worthy 👍

 

[Omnis]

Yo Momma's so dumb, she opened a Cold Stone ice cream shop.

 

[Kfaction]

Yo momma so poor, when the house was fire, she went "Clap your hands, stomp your feet! praise the lord we have heat!"

Yo momma so ugly, when she opened her windows, she got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma SOO ugly, your dad only takes her out for dates on October 31st.

 

[Casio]

Gold. Pure gold.

 

[tfujiwara]

Best one I've seen

 

[tfujiwara]

Yo momz is so poor, I steped on a cigarette and she said "who turned of the heat?"
edit- sorry for Double post

 

[Denur]

Yo momma is such a terrible cook, that Pygmies come from Dark Africa to dip their speer heads in her home made soup.

 

[Watchman]

Best one I saw so far, too 👍

Best wishes,

S-Line Audi Fan

 

[Mazda Mazda]

Yo Momma's so fat, she's obese.

Yo Momma's so big, she don't need the internet, she's already worldwide.

 

[Azure Flare]

Yo Momma so dirty, she's the reason they chlorinate pools

 

[albteman015]

Yo mamma is so fat she uses the rims of a hummer as earrings.

Yo mamma is so fat and dirty, every time she farts Al Gore has to make a new movie about global warming.

Yo mamma is so fat, every time she goes to the beach the tide rises.

 

[orimarc]

Yo momma's so fat, that she jumped in the air and got stuck!

Yo momma's so fat, it has her own hillclimb event.

 

[Northstar]

Yo Mama So Lame they made a 10 page thread making jokes about her

 

[TB]

Yo Mama So Lame they made a 10 page thread making jokes about her

Seven.

 

[Rykon Zero]

I got 10.

 

[TB]

Three pages. Time to move on.

 

[Peter]

Maybe it's page size, i have 20 posts per page and get 11 pages as of this post.

 

[daan]

Maybe it's page size,

No! Really?

 

[orimarc]

Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a DVD Rewinder.

Yo momma's so fat, she has her own forum.

Yo momma's so fat, it has her own element. Fatium.

Yo momma's so big, she is a 4chan meme.

 

[TheBook]

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down half the world feels the aftershocks.

Yo mama so fat, she walked in to McDonald's alone and got a group discount.

 

[General Force]

Yo mama so fat, food comes to her.

Yo mama so ugly, she scared Michael Jackson white!

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Your Mama is so fat it takes three trains and a boat to get to her good side

Your Mama is so fat when your dad tries to give her a kiss, he has to slap her leg and ride the third wave.

 

[Kryz11]

Yo mama so fat, she walked in to McDonald's alone and got a group discount.

This one I like!

 

[CarBastard]

Yo Mama is so ugly that when she was going to be born the doctor said to your grandma "If it cries it wasn't a tumor".