This picture made my day.

[vikonic123]

This would've been a more appropriate cover for GT5

 

[JediRage]

Gran Turismo 5 brings you 'The 24 Hours of Le Grind'.
Featuring

1. Exquisitely detailed loading screen bearing the iconic GT symbol

2. Revolutionary new game engine that measures your intelligence by the amount of races you complete

3. Explores the behaviour of light in Tuscany, Italy and envisages a world shrouded by this scientific anomaly

4. Feel the atmosphere created by cardboard robots. Pretty spectators are just distractions

5. Provides a virtual 'space' on the premises of the Indy oval for easy access to the Iconic American Championship Race held there every 4 minutes. The space can be purchased from the PSN store.

6. Your virtual self is guaranteed to be protected by our special premium and standard cars that have titanium exteriors. No need to pay insurance premiums which instead can be used towards buying 60 finely detailed Skylines.

7. Boasting an incredible 17 cars that can be customized to your liking. Choose from 1 of 1 liveries!

8. 200 cars show how the automobile industry has progressed leaps and bounds in the last five years. As reference points, there exist 800 'lite' versions

9. Experience the excitement of watching modern Artificial Intelligence duke it out on the track. Front and back bumpers guaranteed to show signs of damage after 100 laps at the legendary Daytona Track.

 

[mafia_boy]

GT5 - You missed the COD: Black Ops shelf.

 

[paytonlow]

Gran Turismo 5 - The Real DRIVING Simulator,
mindless traffic cars included.

 

[JoeMaPampang]

Some people say he spent 6 years making GT5,
and spent the whole time high as a kite.
All we know is, he's called The Kaz.

LOLOLOLLLLl👍

 

[JoeMaPampang]

GT5 Famous Quotes

Yogi Berra - "Half this game is 50% complete"

Henry Ford - "Any customer can have any premium car that he wants so long as it is a standard car."

Bill Clinton - "I did not hack that saved game"

George Bush - "Read my lips: No new events."

George W. Bush - "Polyphony Digital, heh, they make good gum, yah"

Neil Armstrong - "That's one small step for Sony, one giant Ker-plunk for PD"

Frank Herbert - "I must not B-spec. B-spec is the mind-killer"

J.R.R. Tolkein - "Far over the trial mountains cold
To green forests deep and rallys old
We must punch it ere break of day
To seek the trophy's enchanted gold."

Charles Barkley - "turrible, turrible, turrible, crazy-knuckulleheaded turrible"

U2 - "I still haven't found that used car I'm looking for"

William Shakespeare - "thou bloweth."

The Godfather - "I'm going to make them music settings they can't use"

Boss Hogg - "These gamers is thicker then water, but money is thicker then these gamers."

Bill Cosby - "PD's are the geniuses of the industry because only a corporation as intelligent as they could fake such stupidity."

WOW hahahaha lol

 

[timcal1968]

Maybe

"Buy part 1 today, more patches on the way."

or just

"Patch to play."

or even

"More patches than a nicotine addict."

 

[entropy731]

GT5:
You guys play with your MIMESISes while I drive the SLS I just bought.

 

[CAG_Theory]

"Kaz gives us another of his action-filled skylines, 'it could happen' skylines with his usual detailed premium car insider info."

 

[Tonystew42]

GT5: Where the 5 stands for the number of American cars.

 

[budious]

GT5 Famous Quotes

Yogi Berra - Half this game is 50% complete.

Henry Ford - Any customer can have any premium car that he wants so long as it is a standard car.

Neil Armstrong - That's one small step for Sony, one giant Ker-plunk for PD.

Frank Herbert - I must not B-spec. B-spec is the mind-killer.

Boss Hogg - These gamers is thicker then water, but money is thicker then these gamers.

Brilliant, I loved those especially.

 

[Zell323]

GT5 - Skyline or wheel spin... its your choice
or
GT5 - rubber band not included
or
GT5 - the real prologue

 

[AussieAlex]

My attempt...



or



or






as you can see, that music s***s me!

 

[t.o.]

GT5: Just be glad you got the driving half of the game

 

[BWX]

All your Skylines are belong to us!!

 

[entropy731]

GT5 Life's
A biach, and then it dies.

 

[Mudkipz]

Gran Turismo 5 is dead.

 

[p-coletray]

The Ultimate GT5 blog title:

gtplanet.net/this-gran-turismo-5-bug-can-kill-your-game


GT5: The recall simulator.