This picture made my day.

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epic:d
 
BigYoSpeck
“While racing the 24 hours of Nurburgring, you can smell people’s barbecues — we couldn’t recreate that.”
But leave your PS3 running for the week doing the endurance race and the smell of hot silicon is pretty close.
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Ahhhh the smell of barbequed bratwurst :)

Makes me want to pull over and have a brat!

Ahhhh hot silicon :)

GT5, the GT6 Prologue :dopey:
 
JaiAE86
This is probably a bad thread to say this, but I have every Skyline in the game.
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Congrats, you are one of the 0,00001% GT5 gamers that buyed all Skylines...

BTW great thread :lol:

Maybe "GT5, the first PS 2 1/2 game"
 
New GT5 collector edition is out... besides all the other stuff they gave with it - it now also brings a «dupers manual» and to those that dont dupe they offer a «bible» and a free ticket to «play it again...Sam»
...and they announced the DLC that all been waiting for - the Free Skyline livery editor - I wonder if thats a move to make more people interested in the Skylines :dopey:
 
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GT5 - And we all still love this game! 👍

COMMERCIAL >>> skylines, miatas, transmissions it just dosnt matter! GT5!
 
entropy731
Kaz kinda looks like Lyoto Machida.
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I'm sorry, did you say Yoko Ono? That's borderline offensive.

Look, if we can't tell a joke than we are back to being frustrated with no outlet.
 
Chuck Norris doesn't play GT5, because playing is for children.

Chuck Norris owns a Carbon X3020

Chuck Norris doesn't need to grind or dupe. He can win all 24h endurance races with a Toyota Prius, by a 25h lead.

Chuck Norris is GT6

Chuck Norris has disapproved GT5 HD concept, that's why PD went on a 6 year development nightmare.

Chuck Norris got the round house kick trophy by round house kicking all other opponents just by shifting to second gear.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a wheel or controller. He controls the car by his mind.

Chuck Norris has collected all 6432 Premium cars, available in GT5

Chuck Norris doesn't need the cockpit cam. He always uses backwards camera, so his opponents can look into his eyes before they die.

Chuck Norris always wins, because his opponents never dare to push the accelerator

Chuck Norris actually doesn't use any car in GT5. He can win all races by foot.

Chuck Norris is faster then the X2010.

Chuck Norris build the X2010, because he was looking for a nice and new hair drier.

Chuck Norris doesn't like Porsche. That's why it's not in the game.

Chuck Norris likes the Nissan Skyline GT R. That's why every second car is a Skyline GT R.

screenshot from the new advanced damage model has been released from the upcoming new patch:

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Happened to be reading the ace Chuck Norris post whilst watching Delta Force 2. Going to sleep with one eye open tonight.

Only watching that because I can't be bothered to turn the PS3 on thanks to this forum allowing me to keep tabs on the lack of progress with seasonals.

Ace thread - keep it up.



GT5 out of 6 people have traded it in at CEX already.
 
GT5 Famous Quotes

Yogi Berra - "Half this game is 50% complete"

Henry Ford - "Any customer can have any premium car that he wants so long as it is a standard car."

Bill Clinton - "I did not hack that saved game"

George Bush - "Read my lips: No new events."

George W. Bush - "Polyphony Digital, heh, they make good gum, yah"

Neil Armstrong - "That's one small step for Sony, one giant Ker-plunk for PD"

Frank Herbert - "I must not B-spec. B-spec is the mind-killer"

J.R.R. Tolkein - "Far over the trial mountains cold
To green forests deep and rallys old
We must punch it ere break of day
To seek the trophy's enchanted gold."

Charles Barkley - "turrible, turrible, turrible, crazy-knuckulleheaded turrible"

U2 - "I still haven't found that used car I'm looking for"

William Shakespeare - "thou bloweth."

The Godfather - "I'm going to make them music settings they can't use"

Boss Hogg - "These gamers is thicker then water, but money is thicker then these gamers."

Bill Cosby - "PD's are the geniuses of the industry because only a corporation as intelligent as they could fake such stupidity."
 
kazuyam
Chuck Norris doesn't need to grind or dupe. He can win all 24h endurance races with a Toyota Prius, by a 25h lead.
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My C.Norris is grinding the Nurbugring 4H Endrurance as I speak!

GT5 - The real mediocre shadow simulator.
 
p-coletray
GT5 Famous Quotes

Yogi Berra - "Half this game is 50% complete"

Henry Ford - "Any customer can have any premium car that he wants so long as it is a standard car."

Bill Clinton - "I did not hack that saved game"

George Bush - "Read my lips: No new events."

George W. Bush - "Polyphony Digital, heh, they make good gum, yah"

Neil Armstrong - "That's one small step for Sony, one giant Ker-plunk for PD"

Frank Herbert - "I must not B-spec. B-spec is the mind-killer"

J.R.R. Tolkein - "Far over the trial mountains cold
To green forests deep and rallys old
We must punch it ere break of day
To seek the trophy's enchanted gold."

Charles Barkley - "turrible, turrible, turrible, crazy-knuckulleheaded turrible"

U2 - "I still haven't found that used car I'm looking for"

William Shakespeare - "thou bloweth."

The Godfather - "I'm going to make them music settings they can't use"

Boss Hogg - "These gamers is thicker then water, but money is thicker then these gamers."

Bill Cosby - "PD's are the geniuses of the industry because only a corporation as intelligent as they could fake such stupidity."
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Jeff Gordon - "Did PD mess up somewhere?"
 
I'm starting to get the feeling that there are more skylines in this game than skyline fanboys that play this.

Also, you never see a room online that says "Skylines only"

THATS A SIGN, PD. A. HUGE. SIGN.
 
Billy Mays here! Tired of having to drive your horrible looking, horrible shadowed standards!? Well then, buy the new Standard cleaner! It has a turbo upgrade, it makes the Used car dealership fit 31 cars! It can even instantly turn your standard to a premium! Duplicate cars! Change rims on cars! Be so bad on the online servers, that everyone will want your CARS! All this for having to wait 50 minutes for an update, having to be level 40, and 3 easy payments of 20 million credits? NO! We will take off the level restriction, and throw in a duplicated X1, all for free! And we will double the offer! 2 Standard cleaners, 2 X1's, no level restriction, and 50 minutes in waiting, all for the value of 1 Standard cleaner! All you have to do is go to GT auto, after 50 minutes in waiting for an update, and click the car wash button! You pay 3 easy monthly payments of 20 million credits, and finally, after 5-7 buisness days, your standard cleaner shows up in your items box*! Well, what are you waiting for? Buy your standard cleaner now!

*Only works in the non-existent seasonal events. We took a break.



I'm sorry, I am not good at making jokes. School was cancelled.

(just walk away...)
 
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Guys, you don't have to feel like a waisted space , and when its time you know.... Gran turismo is just gonna ignite like a 4th of july!
 
yoman297
Billy Mays here! Tired of having to drive your horrible looking, horrible shadowed standards!? Well then, buy the new Standard cleaner! It has a turbo upgrade, it makes the Used car dealership fit 31 cars! It can even instantly turn your standard to a premium! Duplicate cars! Change rims on cars! Be so bad on the online servers, that everyone will want your CARS! All this for having to wait 50 minutes for an update, having to be level 40, and 3 easy payments of 20 million credits? NO! We will take off the level restriction, and throw in a duplicated X1, all for free! And we will double the offer! 2 Standard cleaners, 2 X1's, no level restriction, and 50 minutes in waiting, all for the value of 1 Standard cleaner! All you have to do is go to GT auto, after 50 minutes in waiting for an update, and click the car wash button! You pay 3 easy monthly payments of 20 million credits, and finally, after 5-7 buisness days, your standard cleaner shows up in your items box*! Well, what are you waiting for? Buy your standard cleaner now!

*Only works in the non-existent seasonal events. We took a break.



I'm sorry, I am not good at making jokes. School was cancelled.

(just walk away...)
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Oh, it's funny. If Billy Mays sold fix for GT5 everyone would buy it, you'd be rich.:)
 
Motorhowl
Jeremy Clarkson - If they only called this game Shift 2, it'd be ok, but they called it the GT5.
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OR,

It might say "The Real Driving Simulator" but... ...it isn't.


OR

The longest menu loading times... ... ... ... in the world.
 

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