That's not the point. VW had the chance to legitimately revive the Beetle in spirit if not in name. They probably even could have sold large numbers of them in America based on that alone. Then they throw it to the wind.
I wouldn't be too certain, at least perhaps with my slice of America. The
only people I know who take Volkswagen seriously are the ones I have personally reeducated. And even then, I have under 50% success rate at that. Everyone has this antiquated view of Volkswagens that they not only
should be, but
are cheaper and cuter than anything else out there. I've only ever seen two Phaetons, for instance. course, ah done seen a WHOLE LOTTA them tour-eggs but, them're S-U-Vs, an that there's the only thing worth buying on foar wheels if you ain't no youre-a-peein [Expletive?].
Americans are also absolutely unoffended by New Beetles*, once you subtract the people who loathe them for their their bubbly-princess drivers. I'm still livid for what it did to my sister. She owns one, forced upon her by Papa, at great financial idiocy ("Dad, I need a car." So he recommends her something which got her ousted from certain academic groups, costs much, breaks down often, is in rubbish condition, and has the much-maligned manual box. Why? "It's cute!" -my father says. I've lost much respect for him due to that.). And she is presently completely freaking Brittany-Spears-montage-fodder. Pink handbag, high heels, dance-driving, and even a fantastic 37-year-old Italian male model as her boyfriend*. But I digress.
The majority of Americans*, in their absolute automotive distaste and idiocy, patronizingly believe that the only part of the original Beetle which should be revived (indeed, the only feature present) is the styling and price. Sure, the exclamation point in the name of the Up! is liable to attract the very least intelligent potential buyers, but only very lowest intellectual class will buy a car for punctuation alone. Americans, suprisingly, aren't
that stupid.
And now to tend to the asterisks:
* Why are New Beetles offensive? The original Beetle was designed with efficiency in mind (not exclusively fuel efficiency, mind you, but every sort of efficiency, such as manufacturing and repair) and became the functional People's Car before any insect at all. It is only due to it's intrinsically charming design that the hippies and stereotypical women began to chase after it here in the states. The New Beetle is a departure, and therefore disgrace, from all of that; It's a less practical, more expensive form of the Golf, designed solely with image in mind, screaming at the top of it's lungs (In size 36 font, actually, but I don't feel idiotic enough to emulate that verbatim) "I'M CUTE! I'M CUTE! LOOK AT ME! LOOK! LOOOOOOOOK! [Rinse, Repeat]." It's an undignified, stupid, impractical, and patronizing disgrace. Oddly, it also has about 80% front/back symmetry.
* I'd like to emphasize that I am in no way being sarcastic or exaggerating about my sister's fall. It's so stereotypical, so annoying, and corrupted such a wonderfully dignified person, that I expect no one to believe it. Though, that 37 is conservative; I cannot remember whether he's 37 or 39. Either way, that's quite a match to her 19.
* Which I have met. After all, can't spoil the rhythm of that sentence, can you? It implies...
forgiveness.
Do I really need
political reasons to hate America? Either way, thanks for reading! And, as I'm sure I've angered a few users, please emphasize logic rather than emotion and offensiveness when writing your counter-arguments. I love academic debate, but emotional shouts often outweigh those. And I think I've managed to hide just a little bit of logic in mine. Somewhere...
I've got it! The whole thing is vaguely logical, buried under a thick crust of disapproval and disproportionately high focus on evidence!