Troll Car Thread

Discussion in 'Gran Turismo 6' started by Grayfox, Dec 30, 2013.

  1. NT_03

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    It's faster than you think. It beat my F40 in RBR.
     
  2. CSMDuty11

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    How does it stand up to a AMC PACER 1400GLX Mirage?
     
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    Haven't tried the 1400GLX Mirage yet, but, it's well-rounded between tracks.
     
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    Tell you what, i will make the Peugeot troll cars, make a replica of your Vitz, and race my AMC Mirage on the Red Bull Ring, all of which being 500pp with no nitrous. And i'll throw in a Demio GL-X because why not.
     
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    But there's one flaw on the Vitz. It does a stoppie when you least expect it and it could easily roll over.
     
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    Noted, its a good thing that i didn't start testing them yet, but i did come up with a good idea for a troll car.
    Here you go, i call it "The Fighter from The North"
    [​IMG]
    The inspiration is as subtle as an elephant in the room. and it can get to a full 500pp. And yes, that hyundai can have its wing removed.
    If i were to bring this in an Online room(if i ever decide to go into one) i wonder how long it would take people to notice what its based off of.
    EDIT: You know.... PD should bring back Seoul.
     
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  7. Grayfox

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    My new one is a pain in the butt to control when fully tuned.

    370hp.
    612kg.
    PWR: 1.65kg/HP
    MR layout
    50:50 weight distribution.
    The younger brother to the AWD pain in the butt.
    It can hit 350km/h easily and without NOS, can hit 430km/h with NOS.

    The Tommy Kaira ZZ-S
    Brands Hatch Indy Circuit.jpg
     
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    You know... one of the ways to make a sucessful troll car, is to think like a ricer on a slow looking car.
    And one of the ricer mindsets, is thinking that things that don't help at all, give it 50+ MPH/KMH more to its speed.
    And with the gauges being implemented, you can put more speedometers on your racing trolley!
    So therefore, with ricer logic, it goes 4 times faster!
    Just brillian- wait, only you would know that it has 4 or 5 speedometers...
     
  9. Grayfox

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    I added gauges to Ricer and made sure they are the same color as the stock gauges.
    [​IMG]
     
  10. Obelisk

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    This thread's been empty for a few months now. Might as well bump it!

    I created a Chaparral 2J drag tune that absolutely wrecks online drag lobbies that ban the bottle, and it's a blast with my buddies that I meet every Thursday. Part of the stupidity is the thing does a burnout clean through 88 MPH (End of 1st gear with my gearbox) with a stage 3 turbo and an oil change. About the only thing it can't do is beat people who jump the start.

    Edit: I forgot...I got banned from three lobbies during testing back in August/September. The settings are still as good now as they were before.

    Timed offline: ~8.1s @ 176 MPH
    Timed online: ~8.5 @ 178 MPH
     
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  11. Dan

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    Anything to piss off drag racers is good IMO. :lol:
     
  12. Obelisk

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    I agree with you. Especially the ones that refuse to drive their cars in a circuit race.

    If you guys want, I'll put the drag set-up here.
     
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  13. uncle_pollo

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    Peugeot 205. Short track troll car runs 1'45 in monaco. Gas on all the time and the 4wd takes care of using all the tires to hold on for dear life.
     
  14. Dan

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    I would be interested in the tune. :)
     
  15. Kurei

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    Likewise, and I have no interest in drag racing. I just want to experience this 'monster' myself :lol:
     
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    I'd like to cause a little mayhem myself in some of the most chaotic (and idiotic) rooms online. :mischievous:
     
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    Chaparral 2J drag monster:
    This tune is based off of a Praiano circuit tune for the 2J in case you get pitched into a race when drag racing. Tops out at 199 MPH.

    Suspension:
    60/60 height
    9.65/12.90 springs
    6/6 compression
    6/6 extension
    4/3 ARBs
    0.0/0.0 camber
    -0.04/-0.16 toe

    Transmission:
    Auto set to 162 MPH
    Gear 1: 1.800
    Gear 2: 1.100
    Gear 3: 0.820
    Final: 3.750

    Differential:
    Initial: 7
    Accel: 14
    Braking: 18

    Power:
    Change oil and add Stage 3 turbo for 1,040 HP.

    Body:
    49 KG at 50%
     
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    Thoughts on the tune?
     
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    Don't want to go too off-topic, but the brief time I solo-tested it at Indy - it did show quite a lot of promise. As I've said I'm not all too crazy about drag, so I don't have much to compare it to, but it does launch hard, and having only 3 gears keeps shifting simple.

    I haven't snuck it in any drag rooms yet (too busy enjoying my KW Suspension Supra :D), but when I do I'm sure it'll make some kids angry :tup:
     
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    Make sure you go on a no NOS room or one that's not too full of high end cars
     
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    That is one thing I will NEVER understand. A complete waste of a game (well, maybe a 99% waste of a game).
     
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    Id probably blow a gasket if that thing passed me. Kamikaze it.
     
  23. Obelisk

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    Hey, does the Caterham 7 count as a troll car? I just tested one in-game today and I was blown away by how incredibly grippy and quick it was through the bends.
     
  24. Grayfox

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    Well not really.
    You know it is some what fast.
     
  25. lbpomg95

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    Personally I think a car only has to fulfil two criteria to be known as a troll car.

    1. It should look stupid
    2. It should annoy others, either by unexpectedly winning, holding others up, or just being plain ugly.
    So, I give you these.
    Brands Hatch Grand Prix Circuit_4.jpg
    If nothing else, just for that exhaust.
    Brands Hatch Grand Prix Circuit_2.jpg
    This one was kind of obvious.
    Brands Hatch Grand Prix Circuit_3.jpg
    Because the last thing a Europa should posses is a wing.
    Brands Hatch Grand Prix Circuit.jpg
    This is particularly effective, because it sickens even me, the poor sod driving it.

    And last but certainly the king of this bunch:
    Ronda.jpg
    Good luck erasing these from your nightmares, I hope they put a significant downer on your day! :cheers:
     
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  26. Dan

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    Is it bad that I actually like the 300 SL? :scared:
     
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    As in, you like 300SLs in general or you like that 300SL?
     
  28. Dan

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    ... Both.



    :nervous:
     
  29. lbpomg95

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    Being a big fan of 300SLs my yellow one truly sickens me. So it should scare the living crap out of my victims, then! I normally drive this one -
    Circuit de la Sarthe 2005.jpg
     
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    After seeing this thread a few months ago I made my own "troll car" and thought I would share. I wish I had a picture of it, but I am sure you will be able to imagine it. It is a chrome gold Honda Odyssey with the biggest custom alloy wheels possible and the biggest possible wing on the back. Lowered of course. Since the car is 4WD I tuned it for drifting and joined a lot of drifting rooms, with a special emphasis on "Honda Only!" rooms. It turned out to be a pretty effortless drift car, and I am not the best at drifting but it proved to work well so far. I can easily perform monster drifts on corners, but I don't drift back and forth on the straights to boost my score so I have never been in 1st place. The reactions to the car have all been pretty good. Everyone seems to enjoy seeing a massive ridiculous looking mini-van drifting along-side their proper drift cars. Not even anyone in "Honda only" rooms was offended by the sight of it.

    Edit: It has also apparently become my "most driven car" in the stats page.
     
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