What Grinds your Gears?

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When your climbing a tree and nearly put your hand on a condom that somebody carelessly left dangling from a higher branch.
 
Jai
When your climbing a tree and nearly put your hand on a condom that somebody carelessly left dangling from a higher branch.
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Not another condom story. :D Wasn't the last one thrown onto your window...
 
Jai
When your climbing a tree and nearly put your hand on a condom that somebody carelessly left dangling from a higher branch.
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Was it used? Who would do the deed in a tree anyway, must be a bit uncomfortable
 
Jai
Tell me then, how do you recognise a used one..
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Well, erm, trying to stay within the AUP, it will not be dry, and it won't be rolled up.
 
Crush videos?

If that's real then humanity has sunk to an all time low. This Grinds my Gears.
 
uMadson?
****ing so-called "crush videos"...

Imagine a poor little kitten being crushed, with blood, brains, stuff, heck even its eyeballs popping out... Makes me puke while wanting to shoot the bloody **** off the guy's face.
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I don't like cats but that's not really entertainment.
 
Gear Grinder:

A few days ago, a girl who sits next to me in my French class decides she wants to draw on my hand. Ok, go ahead, I don't care. So then she's doing whatever as I'm not really paying attention and suddenly the ink apparently dies out in the pen and she starts vigorously drawing on my hand to get the ink to flow through again. This wasn't fun, it hurt like hell. I started bleeding of course and a lot of skin was lost. Wasn't too happy about that, I was going to ask to go to the restroom to wash up but she wanted to clean it up herself. She got tissues, hand sanitizer, and water from her water bottle. Go ahead, clean it, your fault anyways. Even after that my hand hurt like crazy. Guess what? Yesterday she wanted to do it again, so she used a pencil, and the back on my hand this time. Guess what? Pencil doesn't show up well on skin so guess what happened now? Yup, you're right, bleeding again. She cleaned it up again, and that was it. But it's hurts even more then the last and just touching it or bumping it against something sends a shock through my hand. It's pissing me off soooo much. :banghead: Why must it hurt so much? :( And why did I let her do it again?

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EliteDreamer
Gear Grinder:

A few days ago, a girl who sits next to me in my French class decides she wants to draw on my hand. Ok, go ahead, I don't care. So then she's doing whatever as I'm not really paying attention and suddenly the ink apparently dies out in the pen and she starts vigorously drawing on my hand to get the ink to flow through again. This wasn't fun, it hurt like hell. I started bleeding of course and a lot of skin was lost. Wasn't too happy about that, I was going to ask to go to the restroom to wash up but she wanted to clean it up herself. She got tissues, hand sanitizer, and water from her water bottle. Go ahead, clean it, your fault anyways. Even after that my hand hurt like crazy. Guess what? Yesterday she wanted to do it again, so she used a pencil, and the back on my hand this time. Guess what? Pencil doesn't show up well on skin so guess what happened now? Yup, you're right, bleeding again. She cleaned it up again, and that was it. But it's hurts even more then the last and just touching it or bumping it against something sends a shock through my hand. It's pissing me off soooo much. :banghead: Why must it hurt so much? :( And why did I let her do it again?

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One word: Paper.
:boggled:
 
Tom
You guessed it :D Sorry, I had to..
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Well you did well. If people don't get their gears ground at the cliffhanger they'll get ground when they find out there isn't actually a gear grinder. Heavily disappointed. :p

Cowboys965
One word: Paper.
:boggled:
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Sounds reasonable. I wonder what she was writing or drawing on him. :p

Jai
All I know is that people like to use them in trees, or they grow on them..
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Something's growing on the tree alright. But I don't think you'd want to know.
 
When you commit an act that is worthy of a double facepalm.

Knocking down your own abilities with women to a girl who knows you like her is not recommended.

Curse you Mazda and your lack of social grace and prowess!
 
EliteDreamer
Phone-numbers don't look cool on paper. :sly:

"I LOVE -----" Last word was when the ink died. :banghead:
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"She gave me her number and I gave her my jacket!

Where's the number?

It was in my jacket"
~ Some TV show I watched :lol:
 
elitedreamer
gear grinder:

A few days ago, a girl who sits next to me in my french class decides she wants to draw on my hand. Ok, go ahead, i don't care. So then she's doing whatever as i'm not really paying attention and suddenly the ink apparently dies out in the pen and she starts vigorously drawing on my hand to get the ink to flow through again. This wasn't fun, it hurt like hell. I started bleeding of course and a lot of skin was lost. Wasn't too happy about that, i was going to ask to go to the restroom to wash up but she wanted to clean it up herself. She got tissues, hand sanitizer, and water from her water bottle. Go ahead, clean it, your fault anyways. Even after that my hand hurt like crazy. Guess what? Yesterday she wanted to do it again, so she used a pencil, and the back on my hand this time. Guess what? Pencil doesn't show up well on skin so guess what happened now? Yup, you're right, bleeding again. She cleaned it up again, and that was it. But it's hurts even more then the last and just touching it or bumping it against something sends a shock through my hand. It's pissing me off soooo much. :banghead: Why must it hurt so much? :( and why did i let her do it again?

/rant
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As what Cowboys said: Paper :p But I don't seem to comprehend of why did you let her write on your hand, and continuing the following day :boggled:

jai
when your climbing a tree and nearly put your hand on a condom that somebody carelessly left dangling from a higher branch.
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I once spotted one on the fences surrounding my school. I didn't really indirectly examine it but one of my friends did say that it was 100%. I checked again weeks after and it's gone.

:scared:

spunwicked
yes mate, fingers crossed patch 1.4 will sort them out. I really hope they do, i put a lot of hours into the game so far.
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Fingers crossed as well.
 
EliteDreamer
I don't like saying "no" to people. :O :indiff:
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Ah. I understand now. I have that problem sometimes as well :O But I can say "no" to that kind of request.



My throat is still kinda sore :grumpy: Fortunately it was a bit less painful than yesterday but for me I want it to "poof!" Out of sight, out of mind.
 
Well, ordered 3 bacon cheeseburgers to go at McDonalds. Get home and find I have 1 bacon cheeseburger, 1 with no cheese, and 1 with no burger. So in reality I got a bacon cheeseburger, a bacon burger, and a bacon cheesebun. I am not happy.
 
I lost my bank card somewhere. I also get paid tomorrow and have no idea how I will draw out my rent, bills, whatever money for the next week. Luckily Mrs Shem has a spare account with our savings in so I've had to use that to get to work today. Screwing.
 
Vandenal
Well, ordered 3 bacon cheeseburgers to go at McDonalds. Get home and find I have 1 bacon cheeseburger, 1 with no cheese, and 1 with no burger. So in reality I got a bacon cheeseburger, a bacon burger, and a bacon cheesebun. I am not happy.
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Is that because of the appetite your medication gives you?

What Grinds my Gears is the awfully long install at the beginning of Assassin's Creed games. It's 1:33 in the morning and I want to go to bed after I try it out, but the install provides a 10 minute barrier between me and the game.
 
@ParkourVeyron: Because of that and my really high metabolism. I eat a lot, but I'm still only around 115 pounds.
 
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